Seon
Not An Evil Liar
Ah yes, I should probably do the same myself.
Oh. and by the way Immaculate. If we start out near each other, you will notice that I had no combat modifiers. You, by a stroke of luck, would have started with a giant armada of dropships and 5 troops in each of them. You will, of course, attempt to use these dropships on me. When your army stack of doom exits the dropship and onto my planet, however, you will notice a man standing before your army.
He will, promptly, begin to flap his arms like an ostrich. Then he will start spinning. He will start spinning so fast that it will create a cyclone. Now instead of blowing away your army like what you would have thought would happen, it will blow away the guy who was spinning and fling him to a location 5 feet away from your army's general. You would have thought that his performance was pathethic, which of course it was. You would have thought that it was so pathetic that you would summarily execute him.
After you execute the guy, you will see a bottle drop out of his pocket. The bottle will contain a message, of course. What kind of bottles don't have a message contained within it? The message will state this: Look up.
When you look up, you will notice that the entire cyclone biz was a mere distraction. A mere distraction while I send my ICBMs (also known as Improbably Created Ballistics Missiles) which I created thanks to my ADHD (asspulling ****headed dorks). I probably shouldn't have warned you now, of course, because now surely your giant space armada would intercept these ICBMs.
Then the celebrations would happen and a boat containing hundreds of beautiful Spanish babes would sail towards you and then you will start dancing and then you will realize there is no such thing as Spain in this universe and this makes no sense whatsoever. Lord Xenu of the Galactic Federation will agree and destroy you using his army of psychiatrists
Spoiler :
I laughed at the end.
