Prove Satan exists

[cgannon64]

I'm pretty sure its real, I saw it in a newspaper after the attacks.

Doesn't make it any more meaningful though.

 

[Aphex_Twin]

The purpose of this thread was to see if there are any people who don't believe in God, but to believe Evil exists. Anyone out there?

 

[CurtSibling]

I deny the existence of both god and his so-called arch nemesis.

You cannot have one without the other.

The satan/god aspects are tied into the same myth.

Most of the stuff we talk about in concern to a guy with horns and
a red jumpsuit, are taken from ravings in 14th-15th century tall tales...

 

[blindside]

Satan was bullied as a child.

 

[Perfection]

Satan was bullied as a child.

Yeah, god was such a jerk to him, it was only natural for him to lash out!

 

[WillJ]

Of course Satan exists. He's a star forward for the Buffalo Sabres.

 

[WickedSmurf]

Of course Satan exists. He's a star forward for the Buffalo Sabres.

That's the winner. Nice work.

 

[cgannon64]

That's a real guy. Only the second A is long.

 

[Immortal]

Its pronounced Sah-tan actually

Buffalo sucks

 

[WillJ]

Its pronounced Sah-tan actually

Yeah, I know, but Aphex never pronounced the thing we're supposed to prove, so...

Buffalo sucks

Indeed. Go St. Louis!

 

[Immortal]

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Location: S.W. Alberta, Soviet Canuckistan

pfft.

 

[Gladi]

Its pronounced Sah-tan actually

And? Not every person in world says [say]-[tan]. This is just how Czechs and Slovaks pronounce it.

 

[Immortal]

Clearly you missed the point of me posting that in response to WillJ's post...

Damn Buffalo!

 

[Gladi]

No I did not, he joked, you did not.

 

[Immortal]

Mind-reader are we?

 

[philippe]

i don't think he exists.
what is actually the difference between statan lucifer beelzebub diablo nemesis and bahaal and mehisto?

 

[Stefan Haertel]

Thats an awesome song. Iron Maiden is god.

There you go! Iron Maiden is god, Eminem is satan. No more proof necessary.
Case closed.

UP THE IRONS

 

[joycem10]

If you get drunk enough you can see him on your shoulder. Hes the guy that always whispers in my ear:

Go ahead have another vodka tonic

If you stay up till 2AM you might as well stay up till 5 AM

Lets go to a nudie bar

I think that guy is checking out your girl, lets kick his azz

If you slip out of work at lunch nobody will notice

Only women drive 65 mph

Show some balls

 

[CurtSibling]

There you go! Iron Maiden is god, Eminem is satan. No more proof necessary.
Case closed.

UP THE IRONS

Even I must agree!

UP THE IRONS

 

[Pointlessness]

Very simple:

Santa is Satan. He knows when your sleeping, awake, bad, good. He needs to know this to decide how he's going to get you. He wears red. Has "Pointed eared" slaves working all year to make decadent, USA sponsored gifts, to be delivered by him on one of the shortest days of the year, on a great sled pulled by flying, demonicially possesed herbivores.

Satan is God. No one, no thing, no force, no anything anywhere in the great and vastly powerful universe exists in an absolute. Even the coldest section of space between galazies, has SOME vague speck of abandoned hydrogen floating around in it. So God and Satan are the same thing, It's like living without the right side of your brain.

God is Allah. This is the most obvious of them all. Just watch the video of Nick Berg and the chanting of Allah Akbar, and you will know that they are praying to God.

Plus the Quran was written by black aliens from inside the pyramids, so therefore god has to exist outside the blackhole. And Rumsfeld said so.

So, I abase myself to you oh great and powerful OzSatanSantaGodAllahMonkeyLord. Strike down those who don't believe in you and move my butt to South Carolina where I can pray to you without fear of gays holding hands near my family.

/End Rant.

V

Hey, you forgot to end your post with "My 2 cents".