Prove Satan exists

Aphex_Twin

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Since we've been going nowhere with the "Prove God exists", why don't we take an alternate route.






Christians and not only, why do you believe this guy...

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exists
 
He exists because he's cool.

SIX, SIX SIX - The number of the beast
SIX, SIX SIX - The one for you and me

Seriously, I believe as much in Satan as I believe in God - which is not at all.
 
Speaking strictly from what I know, christianity may see satan as an actual entity cast out of the heavens for open rebellion against God. I personally don't believe this, now from a satanist viewpoint:

Satanism is not the worship of satan, at least no satanist worth his weight in moles should worship an iconic figure from christian fable. Satan is the flesh, the "religion" (a very loose term) is worship of the flesh. It is human nature, raw emotional, and irrelevent which dictates, not a beast in the pits of hell or a deity in the sky. Also that nature is evil, not neutral or good, satan represents this.

Hense, satan does not exist, and is as laughably fake as any other magical creatures, including fairy god-mothers and talking teapots who are voiced by Angela Landsberry.
 
Enough with the prove "blank" exist threads. None of them exist. Not God! Not Allah! Not CurtSibling! Not Santa! And not Satan!
 
Dude! You can see his face in the smoke! (Unless that's Allah :eek: )
 
KaNick said:
Hey, that's pretty cool. Although that could easily be CGI.
The fact that someone tranformed a picture of the worst terrorist attack in history to make the visage of the most horrible creature in Christian folklore?
 
KaNick said:
Assuming that it was real, it would be cool.
That an attack that killed thousands produced an image of evil?
 
Aren't all these threads "does X exist ?" a bit tiresome after a while ?
 
Very simple:

Santa is Satan. He knows when your sleeping, awake, bad, good. He needs to know this to decide how he's going to get you. He wears red. Has "Pointed eared" slaves working all year to make decadent, USA sponsored gifts, to be delivered by him on one of the shortest days of the year, on a great sled pulled by flying, demonicially possesed herbivores.

Satan is God. No one, no thing, no force, no anything anywhere in the great and vastly powerful universe exists in an absolute. Even the coldest section of space between galazies, has SOME vague speck of abandoned hydrogen floating around in it. So God and Satan are the same thing, It's like living without the right side of your brain.

God is Allah. This is the most obvious of them all. Just watch the video of Nick Berg and the chanting of Allah Akbar, and you will know that they are praying to God.

Plus the Quran was written by black aliens from inside the pyramids, so therefore god has to exist outside the blackhole. And Rumsfeld said so.

So, I abase myself to you oh great and powerful OzSatanSantaGodAllahMonkeyLord. Strike down those who don't believe in you and move my butt to South Carolina where I can pray to you without fear of gays holding hands near my family.

/End Rant.

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Stefan Haertel said:
He exists because he's cool.

SIX, SIX SIX - The number of the beast
SIX, SIX SIX - The one for you and me

Seriously, I believe as much in Satan as I believe in God - which is not at all.
Thats an awesome song. Iron Maiden is god.
 
Perfection said:
That an attack that killed thousands produced an image of evil?

Yes. It would be cool if an image of satan really was in the smoke. But it is probably fake.
 
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