Questions you should like to see them ask in a Miss World Pageant

[Cutlass]

Ask them to prove string theory once and for all.

 

[Borachio]

"What ever happened to my favourite pair of green socks?"

 

[warpus]

If you could save 10 children from sure death by having sex with 10 HIV positive men on a reality TV show for money, would you?

 

[Borachio]

Nah! That's a daft question. 9 out of 10 of them have already done that.

Now, about my favourite pair of green socks...

 

[CavLancer]

Some of the guys at the website CFC don't believe in beauty contests, what part of you body would you have them kiss?

 

[bhsup]

Some of the guys at the website CFC don't believe in beauty contests, what part of you body would you have them kiss?

Oh! Oh! I know the answer!!

 

[Gori the Grey]

"How many Miss World contestants does it take to screw in a lightbulb?"

 

[Borachio]

All of them. And even then the light bulb doesn't get changed. As all the contestants just stand around in their swimsuits giggling.