Random Rants ΟΔ: broken record

[The_J]

I've just made the scratches on my glasses a lot worse, I think I'll now really have to get new ones :/.

 

[Synobun]

Windows has suddenly started opening apps instead of the browser when I click on links.

I don't know how to fix it.

 

[Cutlass]

Windows has suddenly started opening apps instead of the browser when I click on links.

I don't know how to fix it.

Can you delete the apps?

 

[Takhisis]

Can't you delete Windows?

 

[Synobun]

Can you delete the apps?

That's what I'm doing, but Windows seems to pride itself on resetting the things I do. It keeps resetting my UAC and Windows Defender settings, and now it's just randomly installing apps that I never authorized. It said it installed the apps in question two days ago.

 

[Takhisis]

Sounds as if you might be under attack by a virus.

 

[Synobun]

Yes, the virus is called Microsoft.

 

[Takhisis]

Can't you delete Windows?

*ahem*

 

[Arakhor]

I've just made the scratches on my glasses a lot worse, I think I'll now really have to get new ones :/.

Show us a picture in the Members thread and we can judge for ourselves.

 

[Takhisis]

Show us a picture in the Members thread and we can judge for ourselves.

That's what she said.

 

[Cutlass]

I hate it when my beer freezes.

 

[Timsup2nothin]

I hate it when my beer freezes.

If you get a stick in it in time you can eat it like a popsicle.

 

[Arakhor]

Drink warm beer and it won't freeze.

 

[Takhisis]

They do things differently across the pond, Arakhor. Beer is drunk cold.

 

[Arakhor]

And manages to freeze, too!

 

[Silurian]

Drink warm beer and it won't freeze.

Its good when it the temperature drops enough that you do not have to put your beer in the fridge.

 

[Cutlass]

Drink warm beer and it won't freeze.

Only godless barbarians drink warm beer......

 

[Arakhor]

And you're ultimately descended from dozens of them, no doubt.

 

[Broken_Erika]

Drink warm beer and it won't freeze.

Obviously you haven't had warm American beer before.......

 

[Silurian]

Only godless barbarians drink warm beer......

Apart from when it is hot people drink cold beer to hide the bad taste of the "beer".