Random Rants ΟΔ: broken record

[Synobun]

Look, everything was totally on the level. It was science!

 

[Broken_Erika]

Smashey Smashey!

 

[Timsup2nothin]

lmao OMG what the heck do you mean? Boys are so weird, lol.

Indeed. Men know to use an elbow. Knuckles are far too fragile to experiment with.

 

[Synobun]

Hence the wraps, my criminal friend. OSHA approved.

 

[Timsup2nothin]

Hence the wraps, my criminal friend. OSHA approved.

Wraps are good for junkyard experimentation, but on the street you need to be able to shift from "innocently walking" to breaking glass, and back again, with much greater alacrity. People will turn when they hear breaking glass, but usually won't identify the broken window. They will generally notice a guy unwrapping his hand, and you don't want to be that guy.

 

[MaryKB]

I don't really understand what kind of wraps you're talking about?? I'm having difficulty visualizing what's going on, woyld any one of you please be so kind to explain for me?

 

[Timsup2nothin]

I don't really understand what kind of wraps you're talking about?? I'm having difficulty visualizing what's going on, woyld any one of you please be so kind to explain for me?

Syns is talking about putting a fist through a car window, and suggesting that wrapping said fist in some sort of cloth to prevent a broken knuckle as well as the small cuts from the shower of diamonds from the safety glass is appropriate. I am promoting the far more practical forearm/elbow for breaking the glass, since if you take time to wrap and unwrap your hand you will be far too obvious to be effective at what pretty much has to be some sort of criminal enterprise.

He and I have played this "hypothetical criminal" game on a fairly regular basis for...years? Syns, perhaps we have been here too long.

 

[Takhisis]

I was in my first ever car accident this morning, on my way to pick up my prescription from my pharmacy. I suddenly saw a pickup truck stop in front of me, and I pressed my brakes but my car wouldn't stop in time so I bumped into him. His rear window shattered but otherwise there's no real damage, my car is perfectly fine, but I'm really shaken up. I was given a citation for "fail to stop within an assured clear distance", and I don't know what that's going to be like. My nerves are rattled right now, I'm taking today off from work to cope with my stress.

I know that this was a few hours ago, but I recommend that you don't spend the entire day alone.

I gathered some new favorite words this week as well:

keifen, v. "to rail or nag in a sharp voice (in such a way as, according to the stereotype, is typical of an enraged older woman)"

röhren, v. "to vroom"

grasseyer, v. (of the phoneme /ʁ/, the letter R), "to pronounce uvularly"

der raves thread ist dort -->

Spoiler übersetzung :

the raves thread is that way -->

 

[Synobun]

Wraps are good for junkyard experimentation, but on the street you need to be able to shift from "innocently walking" to breaking glass, and back again, with much greater alacrity. People will turn when they hear breaking glass, but usually won't identify the broken window. They will generally notice a guy unwrapping his hand, and you don't want to be that guy.

True.

The only witnesses to this act of pandemonium were mosquitoes.

Honestly, I don't even know how someone got a car out there. It was a good hour's walk away from any type of road.

@MaryKB: Tim is right. Wrapping a piece of cloth around your hand.

Syns, perhaps we have been here too long.

I've been mulling over the idea of requesting a voluntary ban for a couple months now.

 

[Takhisis]

A voluntary ban? That'd mean you'd spend more time on Steam chat or fiftychat. Both would entail having to put up with me. Here you have more diversity.

 

[Synobun]

A voluntary ban? That'd mean you'd spend more time on Steam chat or fiftychat. Both would entail having to put up with me. Here you have more diversity.

Diversity is overrated. The other South Americans here talk about Pinochet.

 

[Takhisis]

If we were having this conversation face-to-face I'd be offering you a hug.

 

[Farm Boy]

weird

"Kinetic."

 

[JohannaK]

I need more Synsensa, whats your steam name?

 

[Synobun]

I need more Synsensa, whats your steam name?

You're going to be very disappointed. I'm always logged in but I don't really use it for messaging. One message in the past month and it was Tak. I think I sexually harassed him in my response. I forget.

https://steamcommunity.com/id/nobodyrelevant0/

 

[JohannaK]

Oh me neither, but friend counts are the new world's dick measuring contest.

 

[Takhisis]

I tried to find out whether Syn actually harrassed me or not but the result was a lack of evidence.

btw, Joan, if you keep posting here while Syn goes on his ban you'll win the contest to win all contests.

 

[Synobun]

You're already organizing contests as though you think it's certain I'm leaving.

 

[Takhisis]

Oh, no, you're not that important. The contest to have the largest penis substitute postcount has been raging since this website had its first post.

 

[Synobun]

Oh yes. My trailblazing posting rate of ~1200 posts a year is a mighty threat to that prize.