Random Rants ΠΑ: That's a paddlin'

[Arakhor]

Well, stop worrying about whether it is or not and go and ask your barber. He'll know for certain.

 

[Timsup2nothin]

I think my hairline is receding

Could be worse. It could be advancing. Then you'd need to shave your forehead. And what would you do when it got to your eyebrows?

 

[Ferocitus]

Well, stop worrying about whether it is or not and go and ask your barber. He'll know for certain.

But, what if he is the only barber in town?

 

[Arakhor]

Ireland has more than one town.

 

[Broken_Erika]

Ireland has more than one town.

Pffft! That's just a myth. Next you'll be telling me that Australia is real.

 

[Ferocitus]

Pffft! That's just a myth. Next you'll be telling me that Australia is real.

@really said he wants an easy life, so Australia would be perfect for him. We welcome men with or without hair "down under".
Steal a loaf of bread in London, @really, and you can get here for free after Brexit.

 

[The_J]

Don't blame yourself friend ! It was her choice, she didn't deserved you , justify it all You want but do not mop about it, deal with it , move on , let it make You stronger, not weaker. That is my advice

She wasn't worth the conversation then was she?

Well, yes, that's all true. But I haven't had any... interactions... with a woman for a year now, and I have absolutely nothing else going on.

Don't sweat it, there are plenty of women who would find an interesting scientist as someone who they would like to get to know.

Not according to 5 different dating websites .
I also have absolutely no clue what'd be wrong with the profile.
I have 2 good photos (and some medium ones), say that I'm a researcher, do sports, do dancing, and I also make a part of it funny.
And for RL I'm most often too afraid .

 

[Synobun]

Depending on who you're trying to attract, your profile might just not be catered to the right audience and you're striking out just because of that.

Stuff like Tinder changed the game a little, too. Transforming things like Tagged and Hot Or Not into a streamlined mobile app format warped the market.

Source: I used to earn money writing dating profiles.

 

[AdamCrock]

Well, yes, that's all true. But I haven't had any... interactions... with a woman for a year now, and I have absolutely nothing else going on.

I share this particular trait with You - I am just not attractive. But this is silly, attractiveness alone does not make woman want to marry You . I know the secret , maybe if You ask real nice I'll tell You

 

[Synobun]

I share this particular trait with You - I am just not attractive. But this is silly, attractiveness alone does not make woman want to marry You . I know the secret , maybe if You ask real nice I'll tell You

You don't look bad at all.

But I'm not a girl, so I guess you don't care what I think.

Unless...?

 

[AdamCrock]

You don't look bad at all.

But I'm not a girl, so I guess you don't care what I think.

Unless...?

No, friend , I care (Obama did to although he did cared - the wrong way ) Awww ... shucks this was a big secret ! You know woman ceres for whomever cares for her ... *spilled the beans* You see I had this figured (sort of out) Woman really only cares for who cares for her - "oh it's not a real secret You imagined all that up* , well check for Yourselves

 

[The_J]

Depending on who you're trying to attract, your profile might just not be catered to the right audience and you're striking out just because of that.

It seems to be catered to no audience . I'm not picky right now, but there's even nothing to pick from.

Stuff like Tinder changed the game a little, too. Transforming things like Tagged and Hot Or Not into a streamlined mobile app format warped the market.

People are using the latter ones? Bc I wonder why you wpuld waste your time rating ppl.
Maybe I should try to see how my photos are...

And Tindr is a deserted wasteland .

Source: I used to earn money writing dating profiles.

Fake profiles, right?
(No judgement, just curious)

I share this particular trait with You - I am just not attractive. But this is silly, attractiveness alone does not make woman want to marry You . I know the secret , maybe if You ask real nice I'll tell You

I actually don't think I'm unattractive (and apparently you are neither).
And I guess the “secret“ is being charming ^^?
EDIT: Ah, wait, saw it, stupid me ^^.

 

[Synobun]

Fake profiles, right?
(No judgement, just curious)

Depends on what you mean by fake. They were for real people, but fake in the sense that they obviously didn't write it.

There exists a market for frustrated men who think they need a professional writer for dating. I stuck with just the profiles, and that felt kinda crappy enough. The next tier, which is more lucrative, is actually answering and sending messages to women on behalf of the men and letting them know when a date is secured. That... was too far for my comfort zone. And kinda contradicts my personal philosophy re: dating, too.

Edit: Are you on Bumble?

 

[AdamCrock]

I am here when You need to talk !

 

[Takhisis]

Rant: I can't do anything right.

You're a good poster.

 

[Timsup2nothin]

You're a good poster.

Somehow when I was a kid, "a poster" never came up as a possible answer to "what do you want to be when you grow up?"

 

[aimeeandbeatles]

Don't hang me on the wall!

 

[Broken_Erika]

You don't want to hang out?

 

[Gori the Grey]

Somehow when I was a kid, "a poster" never came up as a possible answer to "what do you want to be when you grow up?"

Let alone The Poster. But here I am.

 

[aimeeandbeatles]

You don't want to hang out?

Not if it involves pinning me up to the wall. I'm not into BDSM.