Random Rants ΠΓ': Parental guidance required

[rah]

Yeah, while that sucks, if it's the birthday girl, you probably dodged a bullet.
If i wasn't old and decrepit....... I play a lot of golf.

 

[choxorn]

At least then I won't have to deal with a disoriented, bellicose, illogical bag of raging hormones all of the time.

Us men can also be illogical bags of raging hormones, just different hormones.

 

[Birdjaguar]

@Lemon Merchant Maybe you need a new home town. How easy would it be to move and get a job/build a practice? A bigger, friendlier city might do the trick.

 

[Synobun]

If Lemon moves, I imagine it'd be to Ireland instead of elsewhere in Canada.

 

[Takhisis]

Just as well. I'm pretty sure you don't have a shiny metal arse anyway.

I know, I'm a bit rusty.

 

[Farm Boy]

A bigger, friendlier city might do the trick.

Sorta oxymoronic, but Chicago did ace that glitter-bomb pop science youtube guy's returned wallet experiment.

 

[hobbsyoyo]

Sorta oxymoronic, but Chicago did ace that glitter-bomb pop science youtube guy's returned wallet experiment.

My experience with rural Illinois was you were just as likely to get robbed of your wallet as get it returned if you dropped it so ymmv.

Edit for clarity:
He is making fun of the city with a backhanded compliment and I was pointing out that the rural areas where he lives are not really as ideal on this sort of stuff as he suggests. I lived in rural IL for 5 years.

 

[Synobun]

My experience with rural Illinois was you were just as likely to get robbed of your wallet as get it returned if you dropped it so ymmv.

Chicago is my favourite rural Illinois locale.

 

[hobbsyoyo]

Chicago is my favourite rural Illinois locale.

He was making fun of the city with a backhanded compliment and I was pointing out that the rural areas where he lives are not really as ideal on this sort of stuff as he suggests. I lived in rural IL for 5 years.

 

[aimeeandbeatles]

My experience with rural Illinois was you were just as likely to get robbed of your wallet as get it returned if you dropped it so ymmv.

Chicago...rural...?

EDIT: I'm slow typing today

 

[rah]

I did too. It was called the University of Illinois and Bradley. (even though some claim they are not rural, but after a lifetime near Chicago, yeah they are.

 

[hobbsyoyo]

Sorry I thought people knew he was in rural Illinois and would get where I was going with that post.

 

[emzie]

I hope you didn't pay more than 50 cents to get that quarter.

$68.51

 

[Birdjaguar]

$68.51

How much will you pay me if I send you a half a dollar?

 

[aimeeandbeatles]

How much will you pay me if I send you a half a dollar?

Probably $137.02‬ (which comes to $104.19 USD)

 

[Farm Boy]

Why would Chicago be rural? It did legit ace that test, which I was not surprised by. Link in the YouTube thread. Small towns trended better than average, but only somewhat. Culture matters, it seems.

 

[aimeeandbeatles]

I think it might have been a joke.

 

[Farm Boy]

Ah, ok. Having a hard time today, sorry.

My cat has cancer. Didn't brush his teeth, now he's going to die.

 

[Timsup2nothin]

Ah, ok. Having a hard time today, sorry.

My cat has cancer. Didn't brush his teeth, now he's going to die.

Condolences Farm Boy.

 

[Birdjaguar]

Ah, ok. Having a hard time today, sorry.

My cat has cancer. Didn't brush his teeth, now he's going to die.

Damn, I'm sorry. Losing cats is hard.