Random Rants ΠΓ': Parental guidance required

[aimeeandbeatles]

Rant: My arthritis is flaring up and mixing with the pain from that fall I had yesterday.

 

[Lemon Merchant]

Dumped again.

Maybe I should try men. At least then I won't have to deal with a disoriented, bellicose, illogical bag of raging hormones all of the time. I could just be a golf widow.

 

[Timsup2nothin]

Dumped again.

Maybe I should try men. At least then I won't have to deal with a disoriented, bellicose, illogical bag of raging hormones all of the time. I could just be a golf widow.

This is the first time in my life I've considered taking up golf...

 

[Birdjaguar]

Maybe I should try men....

"Do or do not. There is no try."-- Yoda.

 

[Takhisis]

Dumped again.

Maybe I should try men. At least then I won't have to deal with a disoriented, bellicose, illogical bag of raging hormones all of the time. I could just be a golf widow.

So you're going to date an alien?

 

[aimeeandbeatles]

Or maybe a robot. Robots don't have hormones.

 

[emzie]

Dumped again.

Maybe I should try men. At least then I won't have to deal with a disoriented, bellicose, illogical bag of raging hormones all of the time. I could just be a golf widow.

You didn't do a damn thing wrong.

If you need a pseudogirlfriend hmu xD

This is the first time in my life I've considered taking up golf...

does frisbee golf count? I no longer own a set of clubs, but I got distance, medium-distance and putting-distance frisbees waiting to find a use.

 

[emzie]

I ordered a quarter from a delivery service at 7:30pm. Delivery, 1-2 hours. It's now 11:30pm and I've finished the second bottle of wine and am giving up

 

[Takhisis]

Or maybe a robot. Robots don't have hormones.

And yet they have a disturbing tendency to tell you to go bite their shiny metal arse.

 

[Birdjaguar]

I ordered a quarter from a delivery service at 7:30pm. Delivery, 1-2 hours. It's now 11:30pm and I've finished the second bottle of wine and am giving up

I hope you didn't pay more than 50 cents to get that quarter.

 

[aimeeandbeatles]

And yet they have a disturbing tendency to tell you to go bite their shiny metal arse.

Please assume the position.

 

[Takhisis]

I refuse to comply.

 

[Timsup2nothin]

I refuse to comply.

Just as well. I'm pretty sure you don't have a shiny metal arse anyway.

 

[Synobun]

Just as well. I'm pretty sure you don't have a shiny metal arse anyway.

He doesn't need one so long as his mouth does the trick.

 

[Timsup2nothin]

does frisbee golf count? I no longer own a set of clubs, but I got distance, medium-distance and putting-distance frisbees waiting to find a use.

I'm in.

 

[The_J]

Dumped again.

Maybe I should try men. At least then I won't have to deal with a disoriented, bellicose, illogical bag of raging hormones all of the time. I could just be a golf widow.

I see, not only men are sometimes happy when the significant other takes the pill .

And sorry to hear .

 

[Manfred Belheim]

Dumped again.

Maybe I should try men. At least then I won't have to deal with a disoriented, bellicose, illogical bag of raging hormones all of the time. I could just be a golf widow.

If this is the woman who had a meltdown because you forgot her birthday after 2 months then I don't think it's worth losing sleep over. You seemed to be thinking the same when you posted that anyway.

 

[rah]

I opened our pantry early this weekend and was overpowered by what smelled like bad body sweat.
I took a few moments and couldn't localize the source. After about 20 minutes I complained to my wife about it.
She comes over and sniffs and looks at me like I'm some sort of crazy man.
The next day she's organizing in there to make some space and after about an hour she sticks something under my nose and says, was this it?
It was rotting garlic.

OF COURSE THAT WAS THE SMELL I WAS COMPLAINING ABOUT YESTERDAY THAT YOU DENIED EXISTED>

 

[Farm Boy]

Poodoo.

I don't think men are any more stable, they're just too inobservant to react to as wide a spectrum. Like I've forgotten my own birthday. You might want to consider golf yourself! Shrinks the focus for a couple hours and isn't horrible for you if you walk nine.

 

[hobbsyoyo]

Dumped again.

Maybe I should try men. At least then I won't have to deal with a disoriented, bellicose, illogical bag of raging hormones all of the time. I could just be a golf widow.

This really sucks and I'm sorry to hear that.