Random Rants 79: [Impassionating Intensifies]

[Cutlass]

Could we make things up over a bowl of asbestos-free breakfast cereal?

What's your problem with asbestos?

 

[Hygro]

I’ll repeat that concentrated orange oil spray is what you want to fight ants.

 

[Takhisis]

What's your problem with asbestos?

What do you have?

 

[Timsup2nothin]

Could we make things up over a bowl of asbestos-free breakfast cereal?

Sure. That's my favorite kind.

 

[choxorn]

What's your problem with asbestos?

Of course, to really bring out the flavor in your asbestos cereal, you really need to have it with mercury, otherwise it will just be too dry.

 

[Cutlass]

What do you have?

Some tile. Some paper insulation. The usual.

 

[Snerk]

I’ll repeat that concentrated orange oil spray is what you want to fight ants.

And make citrus resistant super ants poised for vengeance? You're playing with fire.

 

[Hygro]

Mostly for the snacks tbh.

 

[hobbsyoyo]

Landlord called, they are making my apartment unit dog-free at the end of my lease in two months.

 

[Lexicus]

Landlord called, they are making my apartment unit dog-free at the end of my lease in two months.

Rule of capital = wack

 

[Takhisis]

Time to call on Signor Vito at the Genco Pura oil company.

 

[rah]

Landlord called, they are making my apartment unit dog-free at the end of my lease in two months.

They probably just want you out so they can raise the rent more than is reasonable. And have their eyes set on your security deposit.

 

[aimeeandbeatles]

I'm trying to read a fanfic but...it's really difficult. It's like the author was flipping through a word-of-the-day calendar and seeing if they could shove every one of them into a single paragraph.

 

[Cutlass]

I'm trying to read a fanfic but...it's really difficult. It's like the author was flipping through a word-of-the-day calendar and seeing if they could shove every one of them into a single paragraph.

You should try reading the original Conan the Barbarian stories.

 

[Takhisis]

I'm trying to read a fanfic but...it's really difficult. It's like the author was flipping through a word-of-the-day calendar and seeing if they could shove every one of them into a single paragraph.

Well, it is a fanfic.

Edit: I hadn't seen Cutlass' post. I believe that the appropriate answer to that is a picture of Michael Kelso saying ‘BURN!’

 

[Cutlass]

Well, it is a fanfic.

Edit: I hadn't seen Cutlass' post. I believe that the appropriate answer to that is a picture of Michael Kelso saying ‘BURN!’

Have you read Robert E Howard?

 

[Takhisis]

…maybe? What has he written?

 

[Cutlass]

…maybe? What has he written?

Conan the Barbarian.....

 

[Takhisis]

Alright, I almost mistook him for Ron L. Hubbard (hit me with the fish again) and I've been having unexplainable backaches and my nose is runny like a leaky tap so I just hope this isn't another influenza.

 

[Cutlass]

For those not getting the reference, the Conan stories, for really low-brow fantasy, has a higher concentration of obscure early modern era words you'll never encounter outside of a university English literature program that anything you'll ever see outside of, well, a university English literature program.