Random Rants 79: [Impassionating Intensifies]

[Birdjaguar]

Stop looking at her chest and look in her eyes.

You may be right, but men are pretty hard wired to like breasts. Change can be difficult. My wife told me once that women developed breasts because they encouraged face-to-face sex and a more personal connection between partners.

 

[Farm Boy]

The less optimistic take is that intelligence is often subservient to the urge, and perpetual breast physiological maintenance demonstrates fertility while helping mask specific estrous via the ol' dimorphism war.

 

[Synobun]

That's right, ladies. We're so hardwired to like breasts that we're incapable of resisting the primal urge to leer and base interactions on the rating of aforementioned breasts. Wanna go out?

 

[Farm Boy]

I glance. It's called being healthily civilized. I'll probably look at any given set at least once, and no, I'm not particularly ashamed.

Edit: On a side note, this Anti-Hero needs to be 50% stiffer on ABC to have been worth the sticker shock. What's the point in drinking this hoppy mess if it's going to clock in around Budweiser Copper Lager?

 

[Broken_Erika]

That's right, ladies. We're so hardwired to like breasts that we're incapable of resisting the primal urge to leer and base interactions on the rating of aforementioned breasts. Wanna go out?

So, I hear u liek breasts....

Spoiler :

 

[Farm Boy]

<OMG CLICK>

Possibly the best use ever of a broken link.

Edit: ok, I looked twice.

 

[The_J]

Stop looking at her chest and look in her eyes. That will get you way farther right off the bat. You won't need to wait. She will flirt with YOU.

Just my $0.02

We actually chatted very nicely over 2 songs .

And hey, don't think so bad of me .

 

[rah]

There is nothing wrong with looking there, you just should be a little less obvious about it and don't stare too long.

 

[The_J]

Nobody said I was obvious or staring in any way .

 

[Farm Boy]

Nobody said I was obvious or staring in any way .

Spoiler serrepTITiously :

 

[Timsup2nothin]

Clickbait headline I thought I saw: "Beer broke into home, smashes through wall to escape police." This is a rant because it was a lot less interesting when I recognized it said bear, not beer.

 

[AdamCrock]

Clickbait headline I thought I saw: "Beer broke into home, smashes through wall to escape police." This is a rant because it was a lot less interesting when I recognized it said bear, not beer.

It might have been this guy :

 

[Cutlass]

Stop looking at her chest and look in her eyes. That will get you way farther right off the bat. You won't need to wait. She will flirt with YOU.

Just my $0.02

Not all women agree.

 

[Valka D'Ur]

Thanks, but it's actually the bottom of the shoes tearing apart. I have an odd foot shape and have had my gait checked. It's fine, but the shape of my foot is particularly unkind to the lifespan of shoes. I've tried glue but it returns lifespan for about 10-15 km before tearing again, and the waterproofing is completely eliminated after the first break.

I've tried steel-reinforced shoes, but what ends up happening is that the steel is (mostly) fine while the rest of the shoe is in shambles.

Where do you usually buy your shoes? In a city the size of Vancouver, there must be some place that deals with people who have unusual feet.

You may be right, but men are pretty hard wired to like breasts. Change can be difficult. My wife told me once that women developed breasts because they encouraged face-to-face sex and a more personal connection between partners.

So how do you explain the rest of the mammals?

 

[choxorn]

Well, obviously we like staring at boobies, just look at them!

 

[Farm Boy]

Don't forget...

Spoiler ...the side view! :

 

[Synobun]

Where do you usually buy your shoes? In a city the size of Vancouver, there must be some place that deals with people who have unusual feet.

I mean, if I want to spend over $500 on a pair, sure, I could get shoes for my foot shape.

But Vancouver is dominated by fashion. Top dollar for mediocre quality is the name of the game.

I usually get shoes in the States. They're cheaper there when buying durable shoes. But I didn't go this year and I probably won't for quite a while longer, so I've been making do with Amazon (horrible trash) and then I got a pair at Payless' liquidation sale. Now... *shrugs* I might see if I can stretch these shoes until September and then make the trek to a Walmart and see what the situation is like there, but it's rather out of the way. Still, they're probably the best chance at not spending three digits.

 

[Broken_Erika]

Everyone loves Hooters!

Spoiler :

 

[Valka D'Ur]

I mean, if I want to spend over $500 on a pair, sure, I could get shoes for my foot shape.

But Vancouver is dominated by fashion. Top dollar for mediocre quality is the name of the game.

I usually get shoes in the States. They're cheaper there when buying durable shoes. But I didn't go this year and I probably won't for quite a while longer, so I've been making do with Amazon (horrible trash) and then I got a pair at Payless' liquidation sale. Now... *shrugs* I might see if I can stretch these shoes until September and then make the trek to a Walmart and see what the situation is like there, but it's rather out of the way. Still, they're probably the best chance at not spending three digits.

I got my last pair at Mark's Work Wearhouse. That was 10 years ago, and they still work fine. If you get on their mailing list, they send occasional discount codes and they've had free shipping on a couple of recent occasions.

 

[Synobun]

Their cheapest pair is $60, but it's also closer/more convenient to get to than Walmart. I'll keep that in mind, thanks.