Random Rants 79: [Impassionating Intensifies]

[Synobun]

Why not save it for later? Throwing away food is something we should all try to minimise.

They're meatballs, not cookies, Snerk.

 

[EgonSpengler]

Why not save it for later? Throwing away food is something we should all try to minimise.

Yeah, I put it in the fridge, in the hopes that somebody would take it off my hands. I don't like throwing away food, either. Of course, if we're onto food waste, finding someone to take the odd half-sandwich isn't really addressing the problem.

 

[Timsup2nothin]

This is less a rant than just a mystified observation. I just had a pizza delivered by what seriously looked like a twelve year old girl. I had to watch her go to the car and get in the driver's side, because I thought surely some driver had brought their kid to work to do the running.

 

[Valka D'Ur]

I guess next time I'll use 10 laughing faces.
Your teaching is not always appreciated since it can sometimes come off as condescension.

You always have the option not to read my posts. This isn't the only site where people ask me about cats, or I end up explaining stuff because some people are misinformed. My point is that for cats, breasts have nothing to do with sex appeal. They're meant for feeding kittens.

Ten next time still won't make me laugh if I don't think it's funny.

 

[rah]

I don't care if it makes you laugh, I just want you to realize it's a joke so you won't be tempted to lecture us on something as self evident as 'They're meant for feeding Kittens.' Wow, I'm sure there's not a person here who wasn't aware of that.

 

[Birdjaguar]

This is less a rant than just a mystified observation. I just had a pizza delivered by what seriously looked like a twelve year old girl. I had to watch her go to the car and get in the driver's side, because I thought surely some driver had brought their kid to work to do the running.

You are just getting older Tim. Soon the 25 year olds will like teens.

 

[Broken_Erika]

Was going to post some cat pics but my camera no longer shows up when connected by USB, leaving me no way of getting the pics off.... Stupid XD card.

 

[Takhisis]

Seriously, Erika? You have an Internet connection and you state that you cannot post cat pics?

You may be right, but men are pretty hard wired to like breasts. Change can be difficult. My wife told me once that women developed breasts because they encouraged face-to-face sex and a more personal connection between partners.

In Casey and Andy the origin of breasts is specifically explained.

Today I had two terrific chances of bagging a delicious greylag goose and I squandered both of them. Pathetic. My cat told me that I was, and I quote, "a massive disappointment".

They're meatballs, not cookies, Snerk.

Erm, the meatball-eaters are the Swedes, actually. I know they're hard to distinguish from each other if you don't see how they write, but the Norwegians eat boiled potatoes usually.

 

[Valka D'Ur]

I don't care if it makes you laugh, I just want you to realize it's a joke so you won't be tempted to lecture us on something as self evident as 'They're meant for feeding Kittens.' Wow, I'm sure there's not a person here who wasn't aware of that.

There are people on this site who don't understand that spay/neuter is beneficial and declawing is mutilation that should be outlawed.

Those are also basic things, so I don't assume that "everyone" knows the basics.

And there are some topics about which I don't have a sense of humor. You've been around long enough to have noticed that.

 

[Birdjaguar]

@Takhisis

 

[Cutlass]

Was going to post some cat pics but my camera no longer shows up when connected by USB, leaving me no way of getting the pics off.... Stupid XD card.

https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B006T9B6R2/ref=ppx_yo_dt_b_asin_title_o00_s00?ie=UTF8&psc=1

 

[Snerk]

Omg I'm glad the dog didn't see how I botched it, I'd never hear the end of it.

Erm, the meatball-eaters are the Swedes, actually. I know they're hard to distinguish from each other if you don't see how they write, but the Norwegians eat boiled potatoes usually.

Actually we do eat minced meat lumps too but we call them meat cakes and they're marginally larger than meatballs. The danes have their own meat lumps called frikadeller and they are smaller still.

 

[Timsup2nothin]

You are just getting older Tim. Soon the 25 year olds will like teens.

Seems to me that this worked the other way for me. The last time I passed through a Jr High School I was like "where are the kids?" They all looked like high schoolers getting ready for graduation to me. *I* certainly didn't go to Jr High with kids like those.

 

[aimeeandbeatles]

Small rant: I've had an annoying headache for the last few days. I took some ibuprofen but it didn't really help the pain.

 

[Synobun]

Small rant: I've had an annoying headache for the last few days. I took some ibuprofen but it didn't really help the pain.

I'm a shill for Alka Seltzer. It works so much better than any pill-based NSAID/remedy I've tried for headaches.

 

[Timsup2nothin]

I'm a shill for Alka Seltzer. It works so much better than any pill-based NSAID/remedy I've tried for headaches.

Seconded. And they make the most effective cold remedies in my experience as well.

 

[rah]

Seems to me that this worked the other way for me. The last time I passed through a Jr High School I was like "where are the kids?" They all looked like high schoolers getting ready for graduation to me. *I* certainly didn't go to Jr High with kids like those.

And that's how older guys get in trouble.

 

[Timsup2nothin]

And that's how older guys get in trouble.

LOL...yeah, maybe so.

 

[Takhisis]

Actually we do eat minced meat lumps too but we call them meat cakes and they're marginally larger than meatballs. The danes have their own meat lumps called frikadeller and they are smaller still.

This really does call for a SatW comic about the size of Scandinavians' balls.

 

[hobbsyoyo]

I left my 3DS cable somewhere between here and Seattle and of course Nintendo uses a proprietary cable so I have to buy a new one instead of using one of the many cables I already have. Worse, I realized I didn't have a cable just as I was getting back into Mario & Luigi: Bowser's Inside Story.