Random Rants IX: I'm Mad As Hell, And I'm Not Gonna Take It Anymore!

[Taras Bulba]

well.... if worse came to worse, I would've gone back in the recesses of the basement (it has a dirt floor (don't ask me why) and then blamed it on the dog... it wouldn't've been the first time he did that

 

[salty mud]

What's wrong with peeing outside?

Next time I need a piss, I'll do it in your garden. It's just... errgh.

@TB: How old are you? I am under the belief that only young children can need to urinate so badly so quickly that it must be done elsewhere of the lavotary.

 

[Cheezy the Wiz]

Next time I need a piss, I'll do it in your garden. It's just... errgh.

I forgot, you Britons don't have forests to go in.

 

[lndm]

Isn't it strange, you see a young mother leaning over her three year old up against a shrub and it's no big deal. See an adult filling the gutter and it's filth. (Oh wait. The young mother bending over is a good distraction)

For future predicaments: coffee can + closet.

Don't forget to take care of it later

 

[Nylan]

That happened to me too! Luckily I have a spare...

As do I, but it profiteth me nothing until I get the broken end out.

 

[Taras Bulba]

Next time I need a piss, I'll do it in your garden. It's just... errgh.

@TB: How old are you? I am under the belief that only young children can need to urinate so badly so quickly that it must be done elsewhere of the lavotary.

I'm 15... but it doesn't help when you really gotta' go and you need to hold something perfectly still.

 

[Bigfoot3814]

What helps me sometimes is if I hum or whistle "Pack Up Your Troubles In Your Old Kit Bag" really really fast.

 

[Dachs]

What helps me sometimes is if I hum or whistle "Pack Up Your Troubles In Your Old Kit Bag" really really fast.

The doctor who does your physicals must give you funny looks.

 

[Annex]

Sometimes on a Friday or Saturday night one of my roomates or thier firends will spend the night in our bathroom (I dont get to that point) so Ill just use an empty Gatorade bottle or something (cant really go outside where I live).

 

[Martacus]

Well, my bike finally arrived at the bike shop. Unfortunately, now that I have it, it's too cold outside to ride it to work.

 

[Bigfoot3814]

The doctor who does your physicals must give you funny looks.

I haven't even told you what I do when they take my blood.

 

[carmen510]

Probably have to rewrite English essay, and will most likely get a barely passing grade in Latin.

 

[Annex]

Took me a good 5 min to park my car.Seriously, people need to be more mindful of others when they park, and not take up 1.5 spaces.

 

[CCRunner]

Gah CFC was down for a good three hours!!!! What I am I supposed to do for three hours without this place??!!?

 

[Mowque]

My civ4 is giving me a weird error and i can't play it....new graphic card...

 

[Bigfoot3814]

Gah CFC was down for a good three hours!!!! What I am I supposed to do for three hours without this place??!!?

Well they did say it would be down.

 

[CCRunner]

Gah again, now Bigfoot is making me look stupid for not noticing the announcement!!!

 

[Bigfoot3814]

Well to be fair it isn't exactly IN YOUR FACE. Anybody could have missed it.

 

[Tee Kay]

IT HAPPENED AGAIN!!! I was getting mysterious file permission errors when saving documents on to my USB drive and I thought it was fixed but it happened again! Had to tried about ten times before it will let me save my report on to it.

 

[King of Town]

Took me a good 5 min to park my car.Seriously, people need to be more mindful of others when they park, and not take up 1.5 spaces.

just bought the woman a mini and now she doesn't have these problems, she used to hate parking on campus because people would do that. What I hated more was that someone in my old neighborhood used to put down orange cones to save their spot I think. i could never prove it.