Random Rants OA - I Have 71 Problems, But This Thread Ain't One

I miss thunderstorms. Ugh.

 

Newspaper solves the problem of heat escaping while you sleep, since the constant crinkling noise will keep you awake.

 

Guys, we've reached #1000.


Rant: Just met a friend from my last department.
Why that's a rant:
In my last department, that friend got in a relationship with another lady in that department. (was acceptable in that specific setup; different work within the department)
Since then, the lady and me changed department. To the same, we're sitting in the same office.
Her and my friend broke up in the meantime.
I met my friend here, because he had a job interview at my institution. At a department, with whom we're collaborating.
I smell disaster.

 

@rah, it's your turn to start the new Rants thread.

 

Don't get me wrong, normally I love thunderstorms but not when they're happening while I'm trying to bike to work

 

Get a Tesla, you 1%er.

 

Can I have one too?

 

Tesla would make use of thunderstorms

 

Quickly, patent it!

 

I will also secure all url names reasonably tied to the pun, and then sell them

 

I will probably pay handsomely.

 

You are in Norway, you can afford sending some euros this way

Anyway, like J said, someone has to make the new rant thread...

 

Who is this "handsomely," and what sort of strange service are you paying him for?

 

Mostly fashion advice. I mean the man has got it going on!

 

So fluffy.