Random Rants : Someone is wrong on the Internet

[gay_Aleks]

Well, it works for James Bond.

Also, it works for the Doctor, but I suspect it's due to the hair.

And the bowtie, of course.

 

[Takhisis]

And the scarf!

 

[cybrxkhan]

Tolni, I'm sure a lot of lonely, horny old people would love it if someone young of their preferred gender offered some... companionship. Though, just make sure you're over Bulgaria's age of consent.

 

[gay_Aleks]

Sure, during Tom Baker's time. However, today the media is littered with scarf-wearing eccentrics and it's starting to lose its appeal.

Tolni, I'm sure a lot of lonely, horny old people would love it if someone young of their preferred gender offered some... companionship. Though, just make sure you're over Bulgaria's age of consent.

Sure I am. However said horny old people better pay - the Medieval Bulgarian history magistrature won't pay itself!

 

[Takhisis]

Sure, during Tom Baker's time.

There's no other Doctor.

 

[Kyriakos]

[...]Tom Baker[...]

Who?

 

[Kozmos]

Work conditions have turned out to be just as deplorable as I expected. Ancient equipment infested with malware. Completely illiterate user base. Just me and one other guy. But hey, free coffee!

 

[Borachio]

Never. That excuse amounts to "willing but limited" and suggests you would be open to providing alternative means to satisfy her...which I imagine you would rather avoid.

This is the sort of advice I'm willing to accept. It smells of experience somehow.

So how do I let the old girl down without hurting her feelings, then?

In the event that she outright demands an "encounter" (as it were) I've thought about suggesting that I would, on condition that it was a three in a bed romp with another woman she knows who is a mere 7 years older (at 69) than I am. Is it worth a try? Or do you foresee another minefield ahead?

I'm pretty sure she wouldn't accept, and even if she did (which I wouldn't put past her, tbh) the other woman wouldn't. And even supposing the other woman would, I might be willing to readjust my perspective on the whole issue.

 

[Takhisis]

Don't risk her accepting, she might be even more of a perv than we CFCers are. You'd better be direct (not impolite or hurtful if you can avoid it) but don't try that kind of stupid ruse, those backfire spectacularly.

 

[Timsup2nothin]

This is the sort of advice I'm willing to accept. It smells of experience somehow.

The experience is hypothetical, as I cannot recall that I've ever said no.



We can always learn, and she may have something to teach you.

 

[Hygro]

Help! I'm being pursued by an 87 year old woman with sex on the brain!

I kid you not! The situation is rapidly getting perilous. For me, that is.

Now, my tastes are as eclectic as the next man's, but 87? C'mon. What can I do?

And at exactly what point should I play the old impotence card?

apologies to those without adblock


Link to video.

 

[azzaman333]

Jetlag is a thing.

 

[Borachio]

Don't risk her accepting, she might be even more of a perv than we CFCers are. You'd better be direct (not impolite or hurtful if you can avoid it) but don't try that kind of stupid ruse, those backfire spectacularly.

I don't see how it could backfire. If this other woman were up for it, then I would be too.

The experience is hypothetical, as I cannot recall that I've ever said no.



We can always learn, and she may have something to teach you.

Very true. But, look, 87! Is that within your experience?

At the very least, I'd have to do an in-depth risk assessment before committing myself.

apologies to those without adblock


Link to video.

I don't deny she's worth it. And I've suggested very pointedly that she find someone of her own age to "hook up". But she says there simply aren't any suitable available men to be found.

I dunno. I'm in a bit of a pickle.

 

[Timsup2nothin]

Very true. But, look, 87! Is that within your experience?

Admittedly, no. But you are a little closer to her age than I am. If you turn her down and then one comes after me I will never let you hear the end of it. Remember, almost all regrets come from things you didn't do, hardly any from things you did.

 

[Hygro]

Most of my regrets involve not having sex when I could have.

 

[Timsup2nothin]

Most of my regrets involve not having sex when I could have.

As I said. I have pretty well avoided that one though.

 

[danjuno]

I am moving back east in October, but Summer is passing too slowly. Which is even worse because it's Phoenix.

 

[Borachio]

Most of my regrets involve not having sex when I could have.

Is it never inappropriate, then?

 

[cybrxkhan]

@Mr. Borachio: If you're really not interested than just keep being clear and direct with her. My grandma was in a vaguely similar situation (no sex offer so far as I'm aware, but who knows?) when one of her long-time male friends suggested they should live together for companionship and all that since they were both widowed old people, but she basically said "WTH no not interested sorry" and I guess the guy had to back down.

But whatever floats your boat, really. Whether you eventually regret it or not, I think it's best not to let it stress you out for too long.

Also, TIL Borachio is in his 60s. I thought you were in your 50s for some reason! Well, but then again my oldest uncle just approached his 60s. Huh. Maybe Borachio is actually jy uncle masquerading as a British gentleman.

 

[Takhisis]

He might be in his 60s, but he remains young at heart. (And if he doesn't, that feisty octogenarian vixen will ride him to death, so he'd better be.)