Random Rants X: Mraarrrrrrr!!!!!!

I'm covered in chalk dust and my hands are bleeding.

I hate chalk dust.

And yet you don't hate bleeding... :hmm:

Hi. I'm a girl. I like (some) guys who self-identify as geeks.


Where's your theory now?!?!?! :mad:

You choose to be identified by a picture of Mario: you're a fairly obvious outlier.
 
All hallmark cards suck so hard.
 
I hate wikipedia. You remove obviously BS sources, and then some jerkoff with a political axe to grind accuses you of partisan "edit-warring," whatever the hell that means.
 
Proxy server no doubt.

I rant that toilet paper sucks. Why do you people only have toilet paper to wipe your arse? Do you have any idea how disgusting and unhygenic it is? Can't you have a hand facet or a hose or something next to the toilet so you can actually clean your arse properly?

With toilet paper it leaves the smell of dried feces and its absolutely sickening.
 
I've never wanted to edit a wikipedia article before. To me it'd be like a homework assignment.

I rant that my watch ticks so loudly I can hear it all the way across the room whenever it's on a table or dresser or anything hard. I have to put it on the carpet floor or wrap it up in a sock or shirt to muffle it enough.
 
I make only inor edits. I also rant that bigfoot won't share his inherently correct opinions with us over the wikipedia.
 
I hate wikipedia. You remove obviously BS sources, and then some jerkoff with a political axe to grind accuses you of partisan "edit-warring," whatever the hell that means.

"Obviously BS"?
 
I hate it when people hate on children for no good reason (see: the 12 year old boy arrested for farting thread). In fact, I hate it when people do it for ANY reason.
 
I tripped while carrying milk up the stairs.
 
The weather was unexpectedly good for the past 4 days...

Yes, this is a rant, because I was down at the beach without suitable clothing for good weather...
 
I woke up and the woman was just staring at me next to the bed...she is going to suffocate me with a pillow one of these days I have a feeling. So now I am up at 3 in the morning.
 
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