Random Rants X: Mraarrrrrrr!!!!!!

[Mirc]

I hate it when people hate on children for no good reason (see: the 12 year old boy arrested for farting thread). In fact, I hate it when people do it for ANY reason.

I hate parents who hit their children for no reason, even if it's just 3-4 slaps. Seriously, how #$%#^ up do you have to be to see that your child is accidentally tripping on some fallen leaves, to let him fall, and then slap him a little so that he doesn't fall the next time? When I see that I feel like slapping their parents in return.... you can hit a helpless child but I'm sure you wouldn't like it if someone taller and younger than you would hit you!

I'm not sure about the farting thread, since it seems we are not given all the details, but don't get me wrong, I can hate annoying little kids too. I don't like being around children <12 too much, because I just find them an annoyance after 1 minute, but their own parents hitting them for no reason pisses me off so much...

 

[Huayna Capac357]

I sick...on Thanksgiving

 

[Kozmos]

I woke up and the woman was just staring at me next to the bed...she is going to suffocate me with a pillow one of these days I have a feeling. So now I am up at 3 in the morning.

If you dreamt it or have a gut feeling run for yer life. The dreams and/or gut feelings may not be pretty, but they never lie.

 

[Hygro]

I sick...on Thanksgiving

me too, and I have a radio show to do tonight

 

[Shekwan]

I sick...on Thanksgiving

It's thanksgiving? Some Wild Turkey is in order for tonight then.

 

[Nylan]

Apparently Rick Astley just rickrolled the world...and I missed it

 

[salty mud]

I seem to have two girls fighting over me now. This is bad for numerous reasons. Firstly, I don't want girls fighting over me, but these two are best friends. I don't want them to possibly fall out over me. I'm only really interested in one of the girls, so I hope the other girl isn't being too serious, otherwise I could be letting her down pretty bad.

 

[silver 2039]

I seem to have two girls fighting over me now. This is bad for numerous reasons. Firstly, I don't want girls fighting over me, but these two are best friends. I don't want them to possibly fall out over me. I'm only really interested in one of the girls, so I hope the other girl isn't being too serious, otherwise I could be letting her down pretty bad.

Dude guys dream of this type of situation. You're living the dream here. Milk it. Milk it for all its worth. And I mean that both figuratively and literally.

 

[salty mud]

Milk it? How do I milk it?

A threesome is out of the question.

 

[Synobun]

Pick the girl you like the most. If the other one will no longer like you as a friend afterwards, it shows where her friendship actually lies...

In your pants.

 

[bhsup]

I forgot to change up my fantasy football team ahead of Thursday's games!! I had McNabb on the bloody bench!

I'm riding a Greyhound tomorrow. If I don't post again by saturday, assume I got my head chopped off

Be safe and well! I hope you're not changed too much by the experience!

 

[salty mud]

Pick the girl you like the most. If the other one will no longer like you as a friend afterwards, it shows where her friendship actually lies...

In your pants.

The thing is, I met this girl only a few days ago, and she seems to believe I'm in love with her or something, when I said no such thing. The other girl (the good one ) seemed quite distressed at her friends behaviour. What's more, the girl I just met seems to have a thing for lying, so she might say something totally untrue in my absence and ruin everything... I wish I never actually met her now...

 

[Synobun]

The thing is, I met this girl only a few days ago, and she seems to believe I'm in love with her or something, when I said no such thing. The other girl (the good one ) seemed quite distressed at her friends behaviour. What's more, the girl I just met seems to have a thing for lying, so she might say something totally untrue in my absence and ruin everything... I wish I never actually met her now...

If the other girl believes her, she's not very reliable either.
Take your chances and take the one you like the best.

 

[salty mud]

I don't think she's unreliable... just doesn't want her friend to have me. I've known her a lot longer and I'm pretty sure we both like each other. Still... I'll put the other one straight.

 

[bhsup]

I don't think she's unreliable... just doesn't want her friend to have me. I've known her a lot longer and I'm pretty sure we both like each other. Still... I'll put the other one straight.

They're playing mind games. Tell them all that you don't need that in your life and you're just going to let them all go their own way.

 

[choxorn]

Dude, just pick the good one and be done with it.

 

[Bigfoot3814]

Yeah man you gotta be looking out for numbah 1 (that's you).

 

[Narz]

(that's u)

I thought that was p.

Spoiler :

Thank you. Thank you. I'll be here all night!

 

[Bigfoot3814]

You're a complete goofball.

And coming from me that says more than a little bit.

 

[carmen510]

I regret I have perfect hearing, whenever my mom yells at me and her voice rings off my metallic table.