Random Rants X: Mraarrrrrrr!!!!!!

[Bigfoot3814]

My dad broke his foot about 13 months ago. He's better but he still hurts and has to use a cane sometimes. I worry about him...

 

[Narz]

How'd that happen?

 

[Bigfoot3814]

Bad sidewalk. He just plain tripped and fell right outside of where he works. The city fixed it up now but it was still having a lot of trouble for a long time.

 

[Synobun]

He probably damaged something in his foot really badly

 

[silver 2039]

There's a hard painful swollen lump in my armpit. Its either a swollen lymph node or cancer. Either way it sucks.

 

[cubsfan6506]

I rant the pakistanis gave silver a bad bump.

EDIT: Crosspost.

 

[LesCanadiens]

There's a hard painful swollen lump in my armpit. Its either a swollen lymph node or cancer. Either way it sucks.

The obvious response is to nuke Pakistan.

 

[silver 2039]

Damn right. I'm glad you two understand now. Pakistan is the root cause of all evil and all the world's problems.

 

[PlutonianEmpire]

No it's not. Money is.

 

[silver 2039]

Not it's not. Money is.

I just stuck Benjamin under my armpit and he reduced the lump significantly. Money is the cure of the problem.

 

[choxorn]

Is it a strange coincidince that I have the song "Lump" playing right now amidst all these posts about silver's lump, or is it something bigger?

 

[silver 2039]

Is it a strange coincidince that I have the song "Lump" playing right now amidst all these posts about silver's lump, or is it something bigger?

Its some sorted of convoluted Pakistani conspiracy no doubt.

 

[cubsfan6506]

Are you Pakistani? Because if so it's something bigger.

 

[Bigfoot3814]

He probably damaged something in his foot really badly

I kind of don't think so. I certainly hope not. He's had x-rays and all that, it's just that when you're an old man it's hard to come off stuff like that.

 

[silver 2039]

Are you Pakistani? Because if so it's something bigger.

Yes. Aren't we all Pakistani today?

 

[choxorn]

I think he was talking to me, and no, I'm not Pakistani, check my location.

 

[silver 2039]

I think he was talking to me, and no, I'm not Pakistani, check my location.

You could be part of the ISI. And your hiding in Seattle...I know what you people are up to. I once unmasked a North Korean spy at my highschool so I'm good at this.

 

[Bigfoot3814]

I think he was talking to me, and no, I'm not Pakistani, check my location.

What, Pakistanis can't live in Seattle? Racist.

 

[choxorn]

I thought the question was whether or not I was in Pakistan.

 

[silver 2039]

I thought the question was whether or not I was in Pakistan.