Random Rants XLIX - IT CHAFES MY ARSE!!!

[hobbsyoyo]

I trust that hobbsyoyo will provide the rockets with which to deliver the napalm to Catalonia and other such bothersome stables.

You're goddamn right I will.

 

[Takhisis]

All I hear… is BUUUUURRRRNNN!!!! *epic riff*

 

[Takhisis]

The Vast right-wing conspiracy and the mob, presumably, shall help crack down on this as well.

 

[PlutonianEmpire]

And since the homeworld of my favorite blue aliens* has plenty of naturally occurring plutonium, they will gladly provide the necessary resources for the bombs.

* = Definitely not those silly technophobes from Avatar.

 

[bhsup]

They have eezo, not plutonium...

 

[PlutonianEmpire]

Forgive my herpus derpus-ness, but what's eezo?

 

[Takhisis]

Rant: can't seem to get things right today in Titus. But yeaaaa, still playing Moktar in 2013. The game mocks me for not having won it in 21 years!

 

[GenMarshall]

Forgive my herpus derpus-ness, but what's eezo?

Applied Phlebotinum of the Mass Effect franchise.

 

[Takhisis]

Mass Effect? Please quote a game worth playing.

 

[PlutonianEmpire]

Applied Phlebotinum of the Mass Effect franchise.

You should've seen my early years with my name-sake Empire; they included fusing plutonium in an uber-nuke to create a self-sustaining solar-mass man-made star.





All I got out of it was a measly 3D-rendered digital F7V star with 26 digital planets.

 

[Azurian]

Mass Effect? Please quote a game worth playing.

Worth playing on what rubric or criteria? Specifics.

 

[Takhisis]

Rant: can't seem to get things right today in Titus. But yeaaaa, still playing Moktar in 2013. The game mocks me for not having won it in 21 years!

Worth playing on what rubric or criteria? Specifics.

Above post is explanatory.

 

[bhsup]

3lb farmland bacon. Use by date: Oct 29, 2013
Minute amounts of mold appearing on extreme tips: Oct 1, 2013

Which means probably bad yesterday, though it tasted okay.

 

[Borachio]

Unusual. Though I have had small amounts of mold growing on lard before now. And it's not done me any harm.

Bacon goes off by turning oil-stain colours, I've found. And it smells vile. No matter how much I've cooked it, it still looks and tastes poisonous.

 

[bhsup]

Eh, it still smelled and looked just fine except for that mold on the tips, but I wasn't going to risk it. In the freezer until trash pickup.

 

[Borachio]

Well, I'd have eaten it. Can't you post it to me?

 

[bhsup]

Well if it has mold on the tips NOW, imagine what it would look like after its passage across the Atlantic in the bowels of the QE2!!

 

[Borachio]

:shrug:

It'd be worth a try, I guess. Bacon is bacon.

 

[Phrossack]

I propose the death penalty for roommates who leave their alarm clocks blaring unattended.

In fact it has been going for the past fifty minutes.

 

[aimeeandbeatles]

I now know for a fact that my jinx pretty much affects just not me, but also other things.

I think I ought to go before I break the CFC servers by lingering around.