Random Rants XLIX - IT CHAFES MY ARSE!!!

[choxorn]

I now know for a fact that my jinx pretty much affects just not me, but also other things.

I think I ought to go before I break the CFC servers by lingering around.

 

[Takhisis]

Eh, it still smelled and looked just fine except for that mold on the tips, but I wasn't going to risk it. In the freezer until trash pickup.

You're throwing away bacon?

 

[SS-18 ICBM]

I really don't like that ominous message on PubMed. Get it together US Congress.

 

[bhsup]

You're throwing away bacon?

bacon with mold appearing on the edge? Yes. Call me crazy, but some things just can't be covered up by mayonnaise.

 

[hobbsyoyo]

I really don't like that ominous message on PubMed. Get it together US Congress.

Yeah and I had to look up statistics on NASA for my thruster project and got this:
http://notice.usa.gov/

Due to the lapse in federal government funding, this website is not available.
We sincerely regret this inconvenience.

Thanks John Boehner for being the limp noodle of the century. Get a handle on your nutjobs ASAP!

 

[Takhisis]

bacon with mold appearing on the edge? Yes. Call me crazy, but some things just can't be covered up by mayonnaise.

I'll call you crazy for throwing away bacon. It puts hairs on your chest!

 

[Phrossack]

Rant: I have entirely too much science homework on my hands for a history major due entirely too soon due entirely to my procrastination. And I finally came up with some good names for the Raves and Rants thread titles but I probably won't get to use them.

Also, I like eating but I rarely have a good excuse to since I'm annoyingly resistant to hunger. It's 8:35 PM and I still haven't eaten dinner.

 

[Takhisis]

You won't get to use them? Well, if you propose something cool enough, you can post it so anyone can use it. I like 'someone's wrong on the Internet'.

 

[hobbsyoyo]

I see what you two are doing.

 

[SS-18 ICBM]

Yeah and I had to look up statistics on NASA for my thruster project and got this:
http://notice.usa.gov/

Oof, that's even worse. At least PubMed is still up, even if it's not updating.

 

[sophie]

Hmm. Interesting. Summer parties have become more… feasible, now that I don't have to plan ahead.

Well, I mean, you can always just throw the booze into the freezer; alcohol has a lower freezing point than water and generally won't freeze when placed in the freezer. I store most of my alcohol in my freezer.

 

[ReindeerThistle]

I'll call you crazy for throwing away [moldy] bacon. It puts hairs on your chest!

This explains many of Tak's posts,.btw....

 

[Takhisis]

I see what you two are doing.

Hmmm?

Well, I mean, you can always just throw the booze into the freezer; alcohol has a lower freezing point than water and generally won't freeze when placed in the freezer. I store most of my alcohol in my freezer.

I keep my bacon in the freezer so it doesn't go green and mouldy like V's.
Also, I don't think that low-alcohol-content party starters such as beer won't explode.

This explains many of Tak's posts,.btw....

1) It's spelled mouldy.
2) Many things explain many of my posts.
3) Only a Communist would deny a child his right to bacon.

 

[ReindeerThistle]

Hmmm?

I keep my bacon in the freezer so it doesn't go green and mouldy like V's.
Also, I don't think that low-alcohol-content party starters such as beer won't explode.

1) It's spelled mouldy.
2) Many things explain many of my posts.
3) Only a Communist would deny a child his right to bacon.

1) It's m-o-l-d-y.
2) no, really, eating moldy bacon explains most of your posts, and your closet denial of your Trotskyism.
3) Communists feed more people everyday than fascists...

Booyah! North wins against South.

 

[bhsup]

This explains many of Tak's posts,.btw....

Booyah! North wins against South.

Yeah well, not next time!

 

[ReindeerThistle]

Hemispheres, VR. Hemispheres. My maternal grandfather had a Conferate flag in his basement and said that the South would rise again!

 

[bhsup]

Oooh! Oh oh oh! Well then...

Manifest Destiny II! Cape Columbia to Tierra Del Fuego!

 

[PlutonianEmpire]

Spoiler emo is good chicken soup for the soul :

Okay, so, inspired by someone else here at CFC who did something similar, I looked up some of the facts I know about myself.

1: My first name means "well born". Cruel irony, considering the crappy hand I've been dealt; with my chain-reaction train-wreck of a life starting with some <female dog> refusing to keep her damn hands off alcohol for nine friggin' months.

2: To pour salt on the wound, twist the knife, and pour more salt on the wound in that order, my special needs bro's first name means "little king". Guess who was left in the dust by the parents to rot?

<-- This guy.

3: Then looking up my middle name, it was formerly an aristocratic title meaning "nobleman" and/or "warrior". Moar cruel irony.

4: Looking up my same bro's middle name, it pretty much meant "father's favorite".

5: Looking up my surname? "Steep hill or cliff". Shares its name with a liver disorder.

6: Looking up my exact birthdate? An infant who recieved a baboon heart transplant died that day. If re-incarnation is correct, then it surely explains my foot-in-mouth syndrome, doesn't it?

Screw you, God.

 

[ReindeerThistle]

Oooh! Oh oh oh! Well then...

Manifest Destiny II! Cape Columbia to Tierra Del Fuego!

What VRWCAgent meant to say was "Soviet Socialist Republic of the Americas! Cape Columbia to Tierra Del Fuego!"

<cue This Land is Your Land>

 

[hobbsyoyo]

Hmmm?

You and phrossack are in a spam-off competition to push up the postcount in the thread so you can nab the next one.