Random Rants #XXIV - The Angry Mob

[Reiser]

Or ignore the terms of usage.

I can't. God said so.

 

[madviking]

No, you don't get it. She is the opposite of hot, she doesn't have a good looking bone in her body. Plus she is really weird :\ I mean her name is Amber and on facebook she changed it to Amberittto burrito? who does that?

ok you got a problem on your hands now

I can't. God said so.

jeebus also said this

 

[ZeletDude]

So what should I do:
A; Yell at her on facebook (by pm .or i could text her) and tell her to stop texting me and that I do not like her in anyway shape or form,

B; Ignore it and hope it goes away. .

Btw she is 2 grades younger, and she said a friend of mine told her my phone number. But she wont say who..

 

[Reiser]

So what should I do:
A; Yell at her on facebook (by pm .or i could text her) and tell her to stop texting me and that I do not like her in anyway shape or form,

B; Ignore it and hope it goes away. .

Btw she is 2 grades younger, and she said a friend of mine told her my phone number. But she wont say who..

Why don't you just text her to stop instead of, somehow, yell online?
Wait, two grades younger? What's her name on Facebook?

jeebus also said this

Well, you're supposed to have sex after marriage, but yeah...

 

[_random_]

I can't. God said so.

Fair enough I suppose. I don't really have any convictions on the matter, but you shouldn't violate your own conscious.
@ZeletDude: I actually have a somewhat similar problem, except she's older, doesn't have a cell phone and is on Facebook once a week at most. Is yours suicidal?

 

[madviking]

Why don't you just text her to stop instead of, somehow, yell online?
Wait, two grades younger? What's her name on Facebook?


Well, you're supposed to have sex after marriage, but yeah...

man, you have so far to go in life. like...high school brah.

 

[Joecoolyo]

No, you don't get it. She is the opposite of hot, she doesn't have a good looking bone in her body. Plus she is really weird :\ I mean her name is Amber and on facebook she changed it to Amberittto burrito? who does that?

This post is useless without pics.

 

[ZeletDude]

Why don't you just text her to stop instead of, somehow, yell online?
Wait, two grades younger? What's her name on Facebook?

On facebook her name is: Amberitto Buritto (Weird isn't it :\)

@ZeletDude: I actually have a somewhat similar problem, except she's older, doesn't have a cell phone and is on Facebook once a week at most. Is yours suicidal?

Not that I know of, but she is a bit wierd, Once I was with a friend of mine at this cancer event with this youth group (with Amber included) and she was like pouting 'cause I was hanging out with another girl..

This post is useless without pics.

You want a pic? Hahaha, that is doable. (From facebook).

Spoiler :

Caution..

 

[Joecoolyo]

She's not that ugly.

I mean, I'd rather have someone who looks like her raving after me than no one at all...

 

[madviking]

On facebook her name is: Amberitto Buritto (Weird isn't it :\)

that's probably a really bad idea. you don't know who lurks these forums...like Anonymous...

 

[ZeletDude]

She's not that ugly.

I mean, I'd rather have someone who looks like her raving after me than no one at all...

That may be true but I got a much hotter person who likes me , Sadly she lives in another state..Of course people in my own town don't like me (only people like her..)

that's probably a really bad idea. you don't know who lurks these forums...like Anonymous.

Ooh that would be kinda scary.

 

[TheLastOne36]

She's not that ugly.

I beg to differ.

 

[Joecoolyo]

that's probably a really bad idea. you don't know who lurks these forums...like Anonymous...

Nah, Anonymous isn't what is used to be, they've gone soft.

That may be true but I got a much hotter person who likes me , Sadly she lives in another state..

Lucky

I beg to differ.

Well, my perception of whose ugly and who isn't is rather skewed by the fact that I've never had a girlfriend before and I'm rather lonely.

 

[madviking]

Nah, Anonymous isn't what is used to be, they've gone soft.

that's what they want you to believe...

 

[MagisterCultuum]

A synopis from Deuteronomy is by no means a quite from "Jeebus"

That is also by no means a direct quite. Most of that passage actually deals with how the man would be punished for falsely claiming that his bride had deceived him by claiming to be a virgin when she was not, in an attempt to have a marriage annulled after sleeping with the girl and deciding he did not like her. There is no indication that every marriage to a non virgin is automatically invalid, but that lying to a future spouse about being a virgin is a serious matter. Sometimes marriage to a non virgin was required, like if the man had been the one to take her virginity. There would of course also not be an assumption of virginity in Levirate marriage, where the man marries his dead brother's childless wife in order to provide his brother an heir.

 

[_random_]

First off, as much as I love you, madviking, Mastiger kind of owned you. With that out of the way, I think the solution to ZeletDude's prob is obvious. First off, ZeletDude needs to unambiguously explain the situation to Anberito. Be sure that it's private, so that nobody can guilt-trip you if she spend two weeks in the hospital or dies. If she survives, the socially awkward religious kid (I can make fun of them because I'm one of them) will add her on Facebook to console, evangelize, and/or flirt. This way, ZeletDude will be happy, Amberito will be happier in the long run, the Young Christian will be happy, and God will be happy.

 

[Tee Kay]

Kids these days...

Rant: I got EU3 to work (turns out it was the infamous colonization bug) but now the game lags horribly. Strange thing is it never happened to me before and I've been playing for quite a while. Just as when I was going to begin the Chinese conquest of the Americas...

This post is useless without pics.

You just had to... ( )

 

[choxorn]

Nah, Anonymous isn't what is used to be, they've gone soft.

Tell that to Jessi Slaughter.

As to Reiser's earlier complaints about Photobucket, Photobucket sucks. QED.

 

[Mango Elephant]

So what should I do:
A; Yell at her on facebook (by pm .or i could text her) and tell her to stop texting me and that I do not like her in anyway shape or form,

B; Ignore it and hope it goes away. .

Btw she is 2 grades younger, and she said a friend of mine told her my phone number. But she wont say who..

I've had experience with things like this before. Whenever she texts you, answer it, but act really anti-social.

Her: So what's up?
You: The sky
Her: so .... watcha donin'
you: nothing

She'll get bored soon enough.

 

[Yared]

Alec Poster
Ben Hogan
Brandon Dolenar
Chase Eames
Cutter Grathwohl
Dustin Morgan
Dylan James Marshall Simpson
Isaac Wilson
Kevin Oxford
Kyle Mungall
Layton Moore
Marc Cardona
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ZeletDude, are you one of these guys?