RANDOM RANTS XXVIII: Everything is Flammable

[W|M]

O rly?

 

[Newbunkle]

I just went to the Conservatives' website. Turns out you can't donate negative amounts!

 

[Takhisis]

So you can't scam them out of their money?

 

[W|M]

*We will introduce an annual limit on the number of non-EU economic migrants admitted into the UK to live and work.

*We will create a dedicated Border Police Force, as part of a refocused Serious Organised Crime Agency, to enhance national security, improve immigration controls and crack down on the trafficking of people, weapons and drugs. abuse the system.

*We support E-borders and will reintroduce exit checks.

*We will apply transitional controls as a matter of course in the future for all new EU Member States.

 

[tycoonist]

Here's some life advice guys:

Don't ask out a girl you really like on a monday. Cause then you have to wait like 5 days to go out with her... this is too frikking long dammit!

 

[BuckyRea]

I have taken a vow not to complain for all of 2011. An honest, brief statement of grievances is permitted within appropriate venue, but no outright grousing, griping, venting, or kvetching aloud allowed. Rants are right out. This alone should make for a better year. I've already completed the 21-day Complaint Free World challenge. Just don't get me started on the crappy plastic "wrist-reminder" bracelets that come with the challenge.

 

[W|M]

My vows are to simply be more awesome, as I'm too lazy to do anything else.

 

[aimeeandbeatles]

I have taken a vow not to complain for all of 2011. An honest, brief statement of grievances is permitted within appropriate venue, but no outright grousing, griping, venting, or kvetching aloud allowed. Rants are right out. This alone should make for a better year. I've already completed the 21-day Complaint Free World challenge. Just don't get me started on the crappy plastic "wrist-reminder" bracelets that come with the challenge.

That means you hold it all in. And then you'll explode.

 

[W|M]

Or you let it all out and implode! What do you prefer?

 

[aimeeandbeatles]

Or you let it all out and implode! What do you prefer?

Imploding leaves less of a mess to clean up.

 

[W|M]

Exploding leads to much more of a mess, especially if it involves fire.

 

[aimeeandbeatles]

And a hell of a lot of smoke. Especially if it's a computer's PSU exploding.

 

[_random_]

Here's some life advice guys:

Don't ask out a girl you really like on a monday. Cause then you have to wait like 5 days to go out with her... this is too frikking long dammit!

Going by the post, I'm guessing she said yes. That should be more warranting of a rave, really.

 

[tycoonist]

Going by the post, I'm guessing she said yes. That should be more warranting of a rave, really.

Well yeah

But still... five days feels like forever from where I'm standing...

 

[cardgame]

Better to ask monday, and wait, than ask thursday and have it revealed to you that she's already made plans by then.

 

[Joecoolyo]

Well yeah

But still... five days feels like forever from where I'm standing...

Well, it gives you plenty of time to think over which words you're going to stumble over first when you meet her

 

[Takhisis]

I'm ANGRY that you people are using this as some sort of OT-lite thread like the questions-not-worth-their-own-question thread.
EMBRACE YOUR ANGER, DAMMIT!!!

 

[cardgame]

But... The only thing I'm angry at is TIMEZONES

I can't talk to [someone] until 8 PM and my bedtime is at 10!

 

[_random_]

But... The only thing I'm angry at is TIMEZONES

I can't talk to [someone] until 8 PM and my bedtime is at 10!

You... you have a bedtime? Aren't you in high school?

 

[cardgame]

Yeah, isn't it ridiculous?