RANDOM RANTS XXXI: I hate my job

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Of course it's a joke. As an adult male, you only have two choice to avoid facial hair - regular shaving or removal of the hormone that causes body hair.
 
I cant't stand it when my usual procrastination (and testosterone) causes hairs to start prickling on my upper lip, which takes all of a couple of days since I last shaved. When I was 20, I didn't need to shave for a month!!
You were a lucky bastard at age 20. I get five o'clock shadow.
 
This morning, instead of getting up, I spent a solid 90 minutes thinking about whether anyone would care if I just disappeared off the face of the Earth.

The conclusion I reached was no...
 
You were a lucky bastard at age 20. I get five o'clock shadow.

I still have all of about three hairs on my chest. I think my face realised that my body was 30 and decided to pull up its socks and start pretending I can grow hair. :)
 
I think we should have a new thread for writing down what people know about each other.
 
Who's going to start? :)
 
I haven't had a haircut in three years. (I've trimmed about a centimeter a few times 'cause ends get crappy). I'm spending way too much money on shampoo and it takes hours to dry. Usually I keep it up with a clip but it's gotten so long that I can't fit it all in a clip, and it tugs uncomfortably in places. It tangles too easily if I leave it down all day, and I don't want to brush it every few hours. I don't like tying it back because pony/pigtails get messy easily and with hair this long it's not easy to tie it back neatly to begin with. I hate the look of single braids. The only way I can keep it from getting messy without it being uncomfortable or awful-looking is braided pigtails, but that's a massive pain to do neatly in the first place. If I had any sense I would just cut it off but it's so damn nice despite that I'm almost always just trying to keep it out of my way.

We have the technology!

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Plus, you could donate to Locks of Love! :goodjob:
 
Everybody knows madviking is a proud baby-eating atheist!
 
The neighbors are drunkenly talking about really dumb stuff out back. No, I do not want to hear about your toddler's belly button. Oh and you sound like a hyena when you laugh.

EDIT: Now they're talking about the consistency of their body waste?
 
My boss just "Lumberged" me and now I have to work Sunday morning. :mad:
 
This morning, instead of getting up, I spent a solid 90 minutes thinking about whether anyone would care if I just disappeared off the face of the Earth.

The conclusion I reached was no...
This routinely crosses my mind many times. Might be because I feel completely invisible here and feel like a stranger in a familiar land in RL.
 
This routinely crosses my mind many times. Might be because I feel completely invisible here and feel like a stranger in a familiar land in RL.

I have the solution. Try to become more outgoing, and don't care what people think about you. When I was younger I used to be more shy and when I became more outgoig some people decided not to like me. I was upset by all of this at first and was very affected by it. Eventually, I came to realize that I shouldn't give a care what other people say. Also I am very eccentric to say the least, many people would say annoying, and because of the fact, there are, a lot of people that don't like me. But then there are many people that do like me because of the very same reasons; I am nice, don't care what other people think, and am outgoing. Nowadays I am generally a very happy person and am on friendly terms with most of the people I know.

And two more things to anyone that reads this. One don't be yourself if your feelings are telling you to hurt you or other people. That requires a change of attitude. And secondly, if your not school aged like me than this requires an extra step. You need to actually go places and meet people while being outgoing.
 
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