RANDOM RANTS XXXI: I hate my job

[_random_]

@Everybody: Okay guys, now do me! How well do y'all know me?

Born in 94, family's from Eritrea (refugees I think), you live in Stockholm, parents are divorced, atheist, social democrat, likes pie, good taste in metal, pretty badass, received head at one point and randomly raved about it, likes old movies, speaks English well, pansexual, and very good looking (no homo, bi, or pan).

Me next?

 

[aimeeandbeatles]

How well am I know here?

 

[Takhisis]

Tom Petty fan, you live in Canada, you have Asperger's, you live with your mom.

 

[GamezRule]

In an apartment. You have glasses, and short hair. You are female, and white.

 

[choxorn]

In addition to all of the above, your mom is completely insane.

 

[Joecoolyo]

This is now the Random Roasting thread.

Me next?

Your entire class is half the size of my history class alone and you're a fan of comic books.

How about me?

 

[Mathalamus]

Tom Petty fan, you live in Canada, you have Asperger's, you live with your mom.

In an apartment. You have glasses, and short hair. You are female, and white.

In addition to all of the above, your mom is completely insane.

you all forgot that she is also nice to people. and dosnt deserve all the insults people seem to throw at her.

 

[Takhisis]

How about me?

You like Futurama, you're a Jew from Chicago, and you don't speak Spanish that well, although you speak it better than the average Yank.

you all forgot that she is also nice to people. and dosnt deserve all the insults people seem to throw at her.

I don't throw insults at her and I generally don't witness most of what is hurled at her, so it wasn't the first thing to come to my mind.

 

[GenMarshall]

I know people would just love to roast me .

 

[Mathalamus]

do i want to know what people know of me?

 

[Takhisis]

I know people would just love to roast me .

Well, you sound very tasty.

 

[Gamemaster77]

Well I don't want to be that combo breaker guy, so how much to people know of me?

 

[madviking]

A real good test is knowing how well you know me!

I expect you to know:
1) my shoe size
2) my birthday
3) my religious views
4) which university I will be attending this fall/what my planned major is
5) and my favorite movie is

 

[choxorn]

I know people would just love to roast me .

You like all Valve Games, you like Star Wars, you always have a female avatar despite being a man, you make amazing Garry's Mod Machinima, you've been unemployed for a year and a half, and you live in Connecticut.

do i want to know what people know of me?

You are a Byzantine fanboy and you don't get along well with people. You have awful dental hygiene. You live in Canada.

Well I don't want to be that combo breaker guy, so how much to people know of me?

Your name is Gamemaster77.

1) my shoe size
2) my birthday
3) my religious views
4) which university I will be attending this fall/what my planned major is
5) and my favorite movie is

1) IDK
2) March 16, but I had to look at your profile to know that
3) IDK
4) UVA/Chemical Engineering
5) IDK

I'll continue the combo by asking what you know about me.

 

[Kennigit]

My laptop keyboard stopped working and I have no idea why; of course, my laptop says its working fine. I have a usb keyboard that I use as well (for games and the like), but it's a bit troubling to me that my laptop just decides to not work.

edit- woooooooo got it fixed.

 

[downtown]

My lady friend went back home to Minnesota for the next five week. Laaaaaaame. Why go to Minnesota when you could be in CHICAGO

 

[Joecoolyo]

You like Futurama, you're a Jew from Chicago, and you don't speak Spanish that well, although you speak it better than the average Yank.

Si si senior!

do i want to know what people know of me?

A Byzantine Empire fetish and IOT!

A real good test is knowing how well you know me!

I expect you to know:
1) my shoe size
2) my birthday
3) my religious views
4) which university I will be attending this fall/what my planned major is
5) and my favorite movie is

1) UVA
2) UVA
3) UVA
4) HOLY CHRIST IT'S THE GOD AMONGST SCHOOLS UVA!
5) UVA

 

[GamezRule]

Do me next.

Speaking of Valve, my teachers niece is a game designer there, and we had a video conference with some of their top designers.

 

[Mathalamus]

\You are a Byzantine fanboy and you don't get along well with people. You have awful dental hygiene. You live in Canada.

correct on two counts. i am improving my dental hygiene.

A Byzantine Empire fetish and IOT!

correct.

you both forgot one thing though.

 

[madviking]

1) UVA
2) UVA
3) UVA
4) HOLY CHRIST IT'S THE GOD AMONGST SCHOOLS UVA!
5) UVA

I like this man's sentiment.