Rex Tyrannus
280lbs of gross stupidity
So check it out, bros. I went to this party last night over at one of the Berkley houses. It was sort of cool, but then these Black Panther dudes showed up. I'm cool with equal rights and all, but they were talking about hurtin' dudes. Not cool, man. Turn the other cheek, I say. Whatever.
So I just went over by myself and smoked some. Well, I fell asleep and in the morning, everyone was gone. The dude whose house it was was cleaning up all alone. So I helped out. No problem. I helped make the mess, you know.
But, when we were done, the dude said he had to get to the police station and bail out his brother. He asked me if I'd watch his Empire while he was gone.
Cool, I said. I'm always willing to help out a fellow free-thinker. Any suggestions?, I asked.
All he told me was that we got a prophet who shouldn't be allowed to mellow, and that we need to learn music. Whatever. Music is the message of the revolution and Prophets gotta preach the gospel, right? Can't do that just sittin and waitin.
So I says to the prophet, you got any good tech? He sorta mumbled something about one God and I was like, whatever. Go sit over there and preach to someone, dude. I gotta run that other dude's empire.
merged the prophet into mecca
75 BC Taoism FIDL, Ananda (Great Prophet) Born in Mecca. Didn't we just do something with that other prophet? What are we gonna do with this Prophet? I left him in Mecca. Maybe we should merge him into one of the fishing villages for the extra hammers? Without a whip, we build nothing in those towns.
50 BC JC demands Alphabet, but we say no! Caesar sorta wandered off then. Whatever. Mean people suck.
Mecca: Settler => Great Library. Demascus: Granary => Lighthouse
25 AD Math => Music
50 AD JC converts to Hinduism. No more mean people.
I founded Najran on eastern island with clams. I but the city on the desert tile, which means we have to wait for first border pop to get the clams (10 turns)
I caught this worker dude just sitting around smoking grass, so I told him to get up. But he said there was nothing left to do. All the land was worked, except for the forests, and trees dream and stuff. We'll, maybe he was right. But then I realized he could build roads to the horses. Horses aren't part of this place yet, but they someday will be. Same goes for the copper. Dudes are building roads.
I don't think that worker dude likes me anymore.
Then, just when I was getting to like this King of the Longhairs thing, that dude came back and his brother, Bellflower, was out of jail now. Whatever. I guess Bellflower needs a job or something, so I don't get the gig anymore. Mean people suck.
Music due in 16. Great Library due in 18.
So I just went over by myself and smoked some. Well, I fell asleep and in the morning, everyone was gone. The dude whose house it was was cleaning up all alone. So I helped out. No problem. I helped make the mess, you know.
But, when we were done, the dude said he had to get to the police station and bail out his brother. He asked me if I'd watch his Empire while he was gone.
Cool, I said. I'm always willing to help out a fellow free-thinker. Any suggestions?, I asked.
All he told me was that we got a prophet who shouldn't be allowed to mellow, and that we need to learn music. Whatever. Music is the message of the revolution and Prophets gotta preach the gospel, right? Can't do that just sittin and waitin.
So I says to the prophet, you got any good tech? He sorta mumbled something about one God and I was like, whatever. Go sit over there and preach to someone, dude. I gotta run that other dude's empire.
merged the prophet into mecca
75 BC Taoism FIDL, Ananda (Great Prophet) Born in Mecca. Didn't we just do something with that other prophet? What are we gonna do with this Prophet? I left him in Mecca. Maybe we should merge him into one of the fishing villages for the extra hammers? Without a whip, we build nothing in those towns.
50 BC JC demands Alphabet, but we say no! Caesar sorta wandered off then. Whatever. Mean people suck.
Mecca: Settler => Great Library. Demascus: Granary => Lighthouse
25 AD Math => Music
50 AD JC converts to Hinduism. No more mean people.
I founded Najran on eastern island with clams. I but the city on the desert tile, which means we have to wait for first border pop to get the clams (10 turns)
I caught this worker dude just sitting around smoking grass, so I told him to get up. But he said there was nothing left to do. All the land was worked, except for the forests, and trees dream and stuff. We'll, maybe he was right. But then I realized he could build roads to the horses. Horses aren't part of this place yet, but they someday will be. Same goes for the copper. Dudes are building roads.
I don't think that worker dude likes me anymore.
Then, just when I was getting to like this King of the Longhairs thing, that dude came back and his brother, Bellflower, was out of jail now. Whatever. I guess Bellflower needs a job or something, so I don't get the gig anymore. Mean people suck.
Music due in 16. Great Library due in 18.