real life problem - civ4 can help

Our local zoo recently got a baby elephant.
This is a very happy occasion by itself, but it also enables the zoo to make solid cash.

I know from playing civilization 4, that upgrading an elephant into modern gunship costs only 325

Modern gunship such as the Hind
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mil_Mi-24
is sold for millions of USD.

but what do you actually do to make this upgrade real?

 

Not much actually. All you need is a mouse and a feather.



What does your local zoo need a gunship for by the way?

 

And some guns, of course, but those go without saying...

 

• This baby elephant will attract customers from all over the land! Begin an advertising campaign at once! (+3 from the zoo)
• This baby elephant is a national symbol! Construct a shrine in its honor! (+3 from the zoo)
• An elephant? That must be the same as what, like, six cows? Pass the worcestershire sauce! (+50% )

 

+50% food!?!? I'd pick that any day!

 

Civ4 Disc is decreasing...in quality or what lol?

 

I wish they constructed like that one, too, when I was born.

Please don't, poor little massive baby.

 

Choice 3 also comes with +3 for 5 turns.