67LP
2LP - divisions
65LP - infra, infra, infra, infra, infra, infra, baked beans, infra, infra, and infra
Advisor guy: Your Pharaohness...
Ramses XII: Yo.
Advisor: The Caliphate has had a regime change.
Ramses: Instability in the Middle East? There's a shocker.
Advisor: Quite... anyway, what shall we do about this? Is our NAP even still valid?
Ramses: I guess. It's not like we plan on attacking them any time soon, let's hope the new kid on the block feels the same way. I wouldn't want anything getting in the way of my precious infra spam.
Advisor: What is it with you and infra?
Ramses: I like money. Duh. Why do you think I took this job?
Advisor: Doesn't your bio say you did it to support the people and because you were bored?
Ramses: Well, yeah, but I was too lazy to finish it.
Advisor: Oh.
Ramses: So, anyway, about the Caliphate. We should probably send agents into it to influence them or something. It's always nice to have spies in your court, isn't that right, Jaçque?
Advisor: ...
Ramses: Anyway, since they're an NPC now, they probably won't even read this. We should be safe. Also, send some more settlers south before those scary purple guys eat up all the land. We really need to establish a border with more people. Oh, I know! Try feeding the cows irradiated grain so they grow faster and we can use them as them as super milk producers!
Advisor: Or we could just ask Hathor to do it. That is kind of her thing.
Ramses: Bah, fine, whatever. But get me a sammich while you're at it.
Advisor: Do I look like a woman to you?
Ramses: Do I look like someone who would discriminate against women?
Advisor: Quite frankly, you discriminate against everyone.
Ramses: It's still equality! Now go get me my sammich.
Advisor: *sigh* Yes, sire...
**** you, Microsoft. It's spelled with an o, and I'm not even British.