Hello everyone! Welcome to a long-awaited installment of the most epic story on S&T, Rome: Eternal Empire! Anyway, here it is!
We begin looking at the ships near Madrid. They will now begin to go to Ponta Delgada and bombard it.
Portuguese Man: Bomb... Ard? OH NO! HOW DARE THEY BOMB MY WIFE!
Wow, the Portuguese have weird names.
Here's the situation in East Europe. It will be under Russian control... sound familiar?
I have decided that most of my
Mexican Central Epiclandian cities are worthless and a waste of money and stability.
Central Epiclandian Citizen: Hey! I'm not worthless!
Roman Soldier: Repeat that, please.
Central Epiclandian Citizen: Umm... I am worthless and 100% disposable.
Roman Soldier: Much better. I can't wait to leave this worthless place.
After a lot of searching, I found someone who I can dump my cities on... Washington!
American Central Epicland! Also note how much money I'm making.. I might actually be able to research Medicine by the end of this update.
Dang, I'm still collapsing. Time to boost my economy.
Fine Roman wines are very expensive.
And fine Roman fish costs almost as much. Anyone want some $250
crap crappie?
Fearing a collapse, I'm moving my military away from cities so I can hopefully quickly recapture my colonies.
BUUUUUURN! I think that's the first time I've ever burned a city in this story.
WOAH! I have overdrafted my cities...
The People: The power of drafting is an evil thing...
Me: ENOUGH SINGING! *points gun*
I'll need to move troops out of France, too.
Well, THAT was unexpected! Now that the Germans have been exiled to Scandinavia, I think I should try to end this war.
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Presenting the Roman Province of
Germany Scandinavia!
The Incans declared war on me. Oh, well. I bet I'll be able to vassal them without trying.
Because of my defensive pact, Spain is helping me. I'll let them take a few cities, then swoop in and vassal the Inca's.
Time to recall all of my troops back to Rome.
Conscript 1: Yay! We get to go back to Rome!
Conscript 2: Yaaaay. We get to go back to the city that's so miserable that it takes forever for it to get anything done.
Commander: *points gun*
Conscript 2: Um, I mean we get to go back to the happy city of happy happiness! Yay!
Wow, the Independents are really rising here...
Wha... Did one of my biggest allies just collapse?
As you can see, Iberia is now divided between Portugal and me. Now that I don't have Izzy to dump Portugal's cities on, I've decided to end the war. On the bright side, Barcelona is actually a good city now.
Stupid cheap Joao! If my empire wasn't about to collapse, you would be dead now.
WHAAAAAAAAAAAAA? I defeated the Second French Revolution just before World War I started, and now just as the war ends?
Here's France. Why didn't Paris revolt to the Dutch?
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES! I! AM! NOT! COLLAPSING!
Well, here we go again! FAT, ATTACK!
*sigh* How can barbarians exist in the um... enlightened 18th century?
Then again, dog soldiers make for great target practice.
Here's the world.
Up next on Rome: Eternal Empire: The Third French Revolution, and (possibly) World War II! (Me, Germany, Babylon, Mali, and Russia VS Portugal, Inca, and France.)
