[RFC] Rome: Eternal Empire

All right! That's almost as good as me getting it? East Germany, anyone? :commie: (Who thinks :commie: should be a real smilie?)

meh, not as much as facepalm and others
 
Still, not something you see every day...

I always thought the RFC Philippines would make a really great place to put TGLH and the Moai.

Nice update! Made me laugh :)
 
Why not though? It would be used in mny a story in interesting methods...:D

a commie smilie would only be useful in some parts of some stories
a :facepalm:, :troll: and others would be used more common
 
First day of school. :(

I am determined to finish this so I can get on to my next story (which will be a PotU inspired narrative, possibly on RoM AND) so an update will come soon!
 
Welcome to another installment of Rome: Eternal Empire! It's time to TAKE OVER CITIES WITH THE POWER OF DRAFTING! As this popular song from later in the Empire's history goes...

You don't need money, you'll want a lot or get pain
Don't need to wanna go to ride that train
It's strong and it's sudden and it's always cruel
But it might just win the war
That's the power of drafting

(Whoever guesses which song I spoof'd first get's the Roman Cookie of Epic Song-guessing.)

We begin looking at how the Dutch got a Great Artist before France revolted. Ouch.
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The German SoD has been defeated! And with none other than TEH POWER OF DRAFTING!

The power of drafting is a controversial thing
Make a one king strengthen, make another man dying
Change an empire to a little weak state
The power of drafting ruled those time's fate
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Lisboa only has a few riflemen, but it also has a GG. My navy will help a lot here..
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*sigh* The power of drafting has its disadvantages. "TOO BAD! You're going anyway."
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No Izzy, I'm NOT adopting Theocracy. I'm saving my next revolution for something much more awesome... :salute:, Comrade Epic!
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WE HAS TAKEN BERLIN! :woohoo: TAKE THAT, NAZ--- Unholy Non-Romans! And it was possible with..
The Worthless People: WE KNOW! The power of...

Tougher than emp'rers, richer than the banks
Stronger and harder than a Roman tank
Make an army fall, give another one might
Power of drafting keeps you fighting all night
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They STILL won't capitulate! :mad: CURSE YOU, FRED!!!!!
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Paris needs this BADLY. After this, all of my French cities will have been culture bomb'd.
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Wha....? NOOOOOOOOO! CURSE AMSTERDAM AND ITS SUPERIOR CULTURE!
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I think I might give all captured cities away after Berlin. And maybe sell stuff for high prices...
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Time to RULE THE SEAS! I bet everyone else uses Frigates, and maybe even Galleons.
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WE HAS TAKEN LISBOA! That's exactly right, Yoshi! :p With the
The Worthless People: *groan*

First time you feel it, it might make you cry
Next time you feel it it might make you die
But you'll be worse baby when you've found
That's the power makes the wars go'round
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Seems the new Portuguese capital is in South America. I think I'll try for peace with them so I can focus on Germany.
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They won't capitulate, though. *sigh*
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But Yoshi, that's not everything embarrassing to you that I've done with Lisboa! I've..
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GIVEN IT TO THE SPANIARDS! :mwaha:

So remember everybody, how to you win a war?

You don't need money, you'll want a lot or get pain
Don't need to wanna go to ride that train
It's strong and it's sudden and it's always cruel
But it might just win the war
That's the power of drafting

Up next on Rome: Eternal Empire: The war's end, and espionage! Plus, I FINALLY got through the huge backlog of pics, so I can actually play on the save!
 
:lol: Great update, once again. I have no idea what the song is though :D

I really need my own cookie... (I'll put up a discussion in the SG for suggestions. Keep focused on this story here :D)
 
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