#AIFIRSTCONTACT
#civ 1
#power 0
#mood 0
#random 1
"Guten Tag. I am $AI0 of the $CIVADJ3. My friends call me Dolfy. You may call me 'Mein Führer'."
#AIFIRSTDEAL
#civ 1
#power 0
#mood 0
#random 1
"Guten Tag, $PLAYER2. I am $AI4 of the $CIVADJ7. I don't like you and you don't like me, but money transcends all petty national squabbles. For instance, I know you could use $GIVE0, and I fancy your $GET1. What say we put aside our prejudices and agree to a trade?"
#AIDEMANDTRIBUTE
#civ 1
#power 0
#mood 0
#random 3
"Guten Tag, $PLAYER0. I almost like you, so I'll be frank: The $CIVNAME6 is running a bit short of $GET3 at the moment, and we notice there's an abundance in $CIVADJ2. Now, we could just invade you and take it, but since I know you're such a generous person, I'll just send a $UNIT4 to pick it up."
"Hey, $PLAYER0, how you doin'? Here's the deal: you give me $GET3, and my $UNIT4 over there doesn't turn $CIVNAME1 into a pile of burning rubble. Verstanden?"
"This town ain't big enough for the two of us, $PLAYER0, and it's about time $CIVNAME1 acknowledges the $CIVADJ8 as its superiors. Give me $GET3, and maybe I'll overlook your squatting for now."
#AIACCEPTTRIBUTE
#civ 1
#power 0
#mood 0
#random 3
"I knew you'd understand, $PLAYER0! The $CIVADJ4 are thankful to have such altruistic neighbours."
"A wise investment, $PLAYER0. It's good to have your home insured with so many nefarious characters about."
"That wasn't so bad, was it? I'll be by in due course to collect next season's rent."
#AIBLUFFISCALLED
#civ 1
#power 0
#mood 0
#random 3
"Alright, $PLAYER0, I understand. Next time, don't expect us to ask."
"I'd be careful if I were you, $PLAYER0. That sort of attitude is liable to cause an accident in $CIVNAME1..."
"Yes, well, uh, it appears the $CIVNOUN3 have special recommendation from Fegelein. We'll overlook this. For now."
#AIRENEGOTIATEPEACE
#civ 1
#power 1
#mood 0
#random 1
"There's not a lot of people I can count on, $PLAYER0, but the $CIVADJ2 nation has been uncharacteristically trustworthy. How about we renew this agreement?"
"Business is booming between $CIVNAME4 and $CIVNAME1. It seems only logical we extend the agreement."
"Our contract is about to expire, and you'll be delighted to know that the $CIVADJ6 have decided the $CIVADJ2 people are worth keeping around. Just sign on the dotted line."
#AIBORDERWARNING
#civ 1
#power 0
#mood 1
#random 1
"As much as I enjoy your company, $PLAYER0, we're handling some, uh, sensitive cargo in $CITY3 and would appreciate if $CIVADJ2 forces could withdraw as soon as possible. Danke."
"See that coloured line outside $CITY3, $PLAYER0? You're not supposed to cross it. So kindly get out before we force you out."
"I'm going to count to one, and then the $CIVADJ2 trespassers near $CITY3 had better be gone, or $CIVADJ6 security can't be held responsible for the consequences."
#AIDONTTEST
#civ 1
#power 0
#mood 1
#random 1
"Thank you for your cooperation. By the way, want a discount sportscar?"
"If the $CIVNOUN3 continue to have trouble reading a map, the $CIVNAME5 will gladly help make it simpler..."
"We won't warn you again."
#AILOANOFFER
#civ 1
#power 0
#mood 1
#random 1
"Economics has never been my forte, but for $CIVNAME1, I'll make an honest effort. What do you think of this?"
"The $CIVNAME4 offer many services, $PLAYER0! I think you'll these much better than official rates."
"$CIVNAME1 came to the right place, $PLAYER0! Oh, I know, our rates SEEM high, but I assure you it's all above board and well beyond what you'll get through a legitimate bank. *snerk*"
#AINOLOANOFFER
#civ 1
#power 0
#mood 1
#random 1
"I'm afraid Speer's out of the office at the moment. Come back later."
"As much as I'd love to help, $PLAYER0, the AI in this game isn't clever enough to run a Ponzi scheme. -I mean, we're out of reserve surplus."
"JAJAJAJAJAJAJAget out."
#AIGIVEPEACETREATY
#civ 1
#power 1
#mood 0
#random 1
"I'll admit, $CIVNAME1 put up a good fight, and in recognition, all the $CIVADJ7 ask is $GET3."
"Don't cry, $PLAYER0, the $CIVADJ7 simply have the best antics in the business. Now, onto my terms. You should find them more than reasonable..."
"I'm sorry, could you speak up? $CIVNAME1 SURRENDERS, you say? Well, I can't say I'm surprised by the outcome; only that you hadn't said so sooner. Give us $GET3 and I might let you retire to a Class 8 apartment in the East End."
#AIPEACETREATYTHREAT
#civ 1
#power 1
#mood 0
#random 1
"Alright, alright! The $CIVNOUN3 were a bit better than we were expecting. OK, a LOT better. Let's end this fight and go pick on someone else."
"I don't like to admit I'm wrong, so I won't say anything. But in the interest of $CIVADJ6 welfare, a better world, blah blah blah, I, $AI4, pledge peace with $CIVNAME1.
"Don't think I can't tell when an opponent's overstretched and bluffing, $PLAYER0. But I'll grant you your request, if only to give the $CIVADJ7 time to reload..."
#AINOPEACETREATYTHREAT
#civ 1
#power 1
#mood 0
#random 1
"I'd rather shoot myself."
"Let me think about that for a minute. Uhhh, no."
"Oh wait, you're serious. Let me laugh even harder!"
#AIPEACETREATY
#civ 1
#power 1
#mood 0
#random 1
"Alright, $PLAYER0, this war is proving a serious drain on $CIVADJ6 profits and I'm willing to make peace. In the interest of mutual welfare, a better world, blah blah blah, I, $AI4, offer you the following treaty:"
"This war isn't as high a priority as it used to be, and in its infinite generosity, the $CIVNAME5 offers peace to $CIVNAME1. What do you say to these terms?"
"I think it's safe to say the $CIVNAME5 have claimed victory. As much as I would love to grind the impudent $CIVNOUN3 into powder, Speer tells me that's no longer politically correct. So instead, I'm giving you the following peace deal:"
#AINOPEACETREATY
#civ 1
#power 0
#mood 0
#random 6
"You are only delaying the inevitable, $PLAYER0."
"Save your breath, I've already made up my mind."
"While you waste your time begging forgiveness, our Panzers are ploughing through $CIVNAME1."
"NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN!"
"Every minute that goes by, destroying you becomes all the sweeter."
"Your oratory is as skillful as your tactics, $PLAYER0. Ha! Get it?"
#AIMUTUALPROTECTION
#civ 1
#power 1
#mood 0
#random 1
"Y'know, $PLAYER0, I almost like $CIVNAME1. I think we might do well to work together. What do you say to a protection pact with the $CIVNAME4?"
"Believe it or not, I think our people's interests are compatible. Why not agree to a protection pact with the $CIVNAME4, $PLAYER0? You never know who you might need in a fight..."
"There's a lot of unsavoury folk out there, $PLAYER0, just waiting to tear the $CIVADJ2 nation limb from limb. Fortunately for you, the $CIVNAME4 are willing to grant you a special discount on our protection racket. Whaddaya say?"
#AIRIGHTOFPASSAGE
#civ 1
#power 0
#mood 1
#random 1
"A lot of people say I have trust issues, and that may be true, but then $CIVNAME1 should feel honoured that I think you're trustworthy enough to let your troops through $CIVADJ5 territory. Of course, if I were to allow that, I'd expect something in return..."
"Customs are such a hassle, $PLAYER0, especially when moving goods that certain prejudiced parties think are 'contraband'! What say we both save ourselves a lot of time and just open our borders?"
"The $CIVNAME4 need to do business abroad, and $CIVNAME1 is in the way. Ordinarily I'd just annex you and skip the paperwork, but I'm in a good mood, so I'll offer you a reciprocal deal instead."
#AIMILITARYALLIANCE
#civ 1
#power 1
#mood 0
#random 1
"You've probably heard the $CIVNAME6 are having a little spat with the $CIVNOUN4. Ordinarily I'd be content to handle it myself, but it's distracting us from more important goals and they're stubbornly refusing to negotiate. I thought that maybe a little $CIVADJ2 intervention might help nudge them toward the bargaining table..."
"Heil, $PLAYER0! The $CIVNOUN4 are becoming a nuisance, and pretty soon you can expect them to start imposing upon $CIVNAME1. Why not help us get the drop on 'em? I assure you the root of the dispute is entirely legitimate."
"Hey, $PLAYER0, I admit I haven't seen the $CIVADJ2 army actually, you know, FIGHT much, so I thought you might like to help the $CIVNAME6 put the upstart $CIVNOUN4 in their place. Get your boys back into shape, you know?"
#AITRADEEMBARGO
#civ 1
#power 0
#mood 1
#random 1
"Can you believe $CIVNAME3 has the gall to claim that $CIVADJ6 staff were involved in illegal imports?! Such unfounded accusations must be duly punished. Help us show them the error of their ways with an embargo."
"$PLAYER0, I have damning evidence that the nation of $CIVNAME3 is supplying Himmler with furry porn. Of course the nerd denies it, so my only recourse is to shut down trade completely. Will $CIVNAME1 not join in this most righteous defence of morality and aesthetic decency?"
"$CIVNAME3 is full of immature Bolsheviks and a disgrace to legitimate businesspeople everywhere. The $CIVNAME5 will be instituting a full embargo; I expect $CIVNAME1 to do the same."
#AIALLIANCEGREETINGS
#civ 1
#power 0
#mood 0
#random 3
"Heil, $PLAYER0! The idiot $CIVNOUN5 stand no chance against our combined might! How can $AI6 be of assistance?"
"Ah, $PLAYER0! Come to restock the $CIVADJ2 arsenal? I know those $CIVADJ4 schweinehunde are going out of their way to eat everything we offer!"
"How's the fight against $CIVNAME3 going, $PLAYER0? We're planning a fresh Blitzkrieg this evening."
#AIPEACEGREETINGS
#civ 1
#power 0
#mood 0
#random 3
"Ja? Was ist los?"
"Oh, Guten Tag, $PLAYER0. How can the $CIVNAME4 help you?"
"Oh, hey, $PLAYER0. Listen: you'll have to be quick. I think Fegelein's about to pull an antic."
#AIWARGREETINGS
#civ 1
#power 1
#mood 0
#random 3
"Ah, $PLAYER0. I meant to call you. Maybe it's time we considered ending this war..?"
"$CIVNOUN3 fight better than Italians, I'll give you that much. So, I assume you're here for peace talks?"
"So, $PLAYER0. How 'bout that war we've been having?"
"The $CIVADJ2 front is resilient, but we'll break it yet! ...In the mean time, whaddaya want?"
"Huh, I thought we were supposed to be destroying each other. Oh, alright, $PLAYER0, I'll give you a time-out."
"I'm sorry, $PLAYER0, I thought we were at war? What have the $CIVNOUN3 to talk about?"
"Well, well, well, if it isn't $PLAYER0! Is $CIVNAME1 finally ready to admit defeat?"
"Greetings, vile and treacherous $CIVNAME1! If you're here to plead for peace, I'm all ears, otherwise I have your country to destroy."
"Aww, it's so cute when they beg! Alright, $PLAYER0, I'll bite: What brings you here?"
#AIGIVETRIBUTE
#civ 1
#power 0
#mood 1
#random 1
"Ah, $PLAYER0, I see you're a politician of action! I'm impressed. Just, do it to someone ELSE next time, jawohl?"
"Alright, $PLAYER0, you can have $GET3. But we'll be making a few demands of our own in due course..."
"Yes, PLEASE, impose upon us, $PLAYER0. We need all the evidence we can get before the $CIVNAME5 submit our final 'grievance'."
#AIWEAKREJECT
#civ 1
#power 0
#mood 1
#random 2
"Not bad... Missing something, though."
"Maybe toss in an extra coin?"
"You're coming up a bit short."
"Close, but still no cigar."
"Gott verdammt, $PLAYER0! Stop trying to short-change me!"
"You thought I wouldn't notice that, didn't you?"
#AINEUTRALREJECT
#civ 1
#power 0
#mood 1
#random 2
"No, not feeling it."
"Come now, $PLAYER0, I know you can do better than that!"
"No, I don't think so."
"The $CIVNAME5 can get a better deal elsewhere."
"You call this an offer?"
"You know what I can agree to? Nothing here."
#AISTRONGREJECT
#civ 1
#power 0
#mood 1
#random 2
"Pardon me for asking, $PLAYER0, but did you tap into Göring's morphine before coming here?"
"Come now, $PLAYER0, I thought we were friends!"
"I'm going to say no, and I think you know why."
"I'm guessing this was supposed to be a joke. If it was, it wasn't funny."
"Get. Out."
"Are you a complete dummkopf?"
#AITOTALREJECT
#civ 1
#power 0
#mood 1
#random 2
"Sorry, but this is totally unfeasible."
"Sorry, $PLAYER0, but you're asking the impossible."
"Nope. Can't do. At all."
"Even an antic couldn't make this work."
"No, no, a thousand times no!
"DAS IST INAKZEPTABEL!"
#AITHANKS
#civ 1
#power 1
#mood 0
#random 1
"Danke schön, $PLAYER0."
"The $CIVNAME4 thank you for your business."
"Thanks, I guess."
#AIWILLRETREAT
#civ 1
#power 0
#mood 1
#random 1
"Ja, ja, they uh, must've gotten lost. I assure you, that shipment wasn't meant for YOUR country."
"It's only a few cars, $PLAYER0. I honestly don't know what $CIVNAME1 is so worried about."
"Of course. They did what they needed to do."
#AIWILLRETURNHOME
#civ 1
#power 0
#mood 1
#random 1
"GÖRING, WHAT THE HELL?! -Sorry, $PLAYER0, it seems SOME people are too busy stuffing their faces to confirm the route! They've been recalled."
"Easy, there, $PLAYER0, you know they meant no harm. We have a treaty do we not?"
"So be it. We'll continue our 'exercise' some other day."
