Rightwing militias on the rise in the US again

[bhsup]

Can I just be an anonymous storm trooper commander?

 

[ParadigmShifter]

As Princess Leia would say "Aren't you a bit short to be a stormtrooper?" And a bit chubby too.

EDIT: Not that I know how tall you are VRWC.

EDIT: But I found a pic of you in your stormtrooper outfit!

 

[bhsup]

I'm 5'11" (about 6'1" in my cowboy boots). I don't think I'm quite that chubby... but you know, if I am, I'll never walk around in public like that. The public should be protected from that stuff!

 

[ParadigmShifter]

Oh come clean VRWC. You've been totally rumbled and you know it.

 

[bhsup]

But I have manly chest hair! That BOY is just...no manly genes there!

 

[Lord Baal]

General Veers?!?!?!? At the very least I'm boba Fett

Veers was a military genius, you know, whereas Fett was just a bounty hunter, albeit awesome. I was giving you credit by not killing you off in A New Hope.

As for myself, I claim the mantle of Prince Xizor. Both the Rebels and Imps hate me.

 

[Lord Baal]

Can I just be an anonymous storm trooper commander?

"VRWCA-1, why aren't you at your post?"

If you're anyone, you'd have to be at least a Moff.

 

[GenMarshall]

EDIT: But I found a pic of you in your stormtrooper outfit!

"Princess Leia" - Arent you a little fat to be a stormtrooper
"Luke Skywalker" - Well sit there and rot then

Edited for SFW standards of Family Guy: Blue Harvest.

 

[Mad Man]

Being an evil separatist I guess I'm General Grievous or Jango Fett.