Christos was in his desk. He was surrounded by his entire cabinet; his brother Nikos, Steve Bannon, PewDiePie, Rand Paul, Milo Yiannopoulos, Anakin Skywalker. This concerned the future of all. Christos was drinking a glass of his favorite whiskey and was sighing.
"So, it is war....", Nikos said, breaking the silence.
"Damn those commie fa*****!", Milo shouted. "I offered them a recognition of the status quo and was ready to initiate dialogue with them but they decided to go on all out war without any reason. I told ya that feminism is cancer!"
"There goes my economic program and my pro-business legislation....", Rand Paul said and sighed. "If the Namibians had not invaded, the United States would have seen billions of dollars in foreign investment."
"Our military forces should be able to offer resistance.", Anakin said. "We must not panic. Our army is large, well trained and motivated while we also have paramilitary units with which to harass their supply lines. We can hold them back and maybe even defeat them."
"I agree!", Bannon said. "Our troops are superior both in morale and training and are also superior to those African barbarians by virtue of being American patriots and free men fighting against the barbaric absolutism of Feminism and Socialism."
"I don't know about you guys", PewDiePie said, "but I believe that we are fu****. No state will come to our aid. However, at the very least, we should go down fighting! Bro Army, Bro Fist!"
Christos drank another glass of whiskey and said, "Well, the situation is manageable. Our forces are concentrating to the border; the Namibians will taste the full firepower of the American military machine. I am not going to lose America to a stupid girl and some crazy feminists from an African backwater! I will bleed dry the African forces and fight for every inch of land. I have also prepared an escape plan in the most unlikely scenario something goes wrong, so we can continue fighting. I will destroy the enemy and then I will move the war into Africa itself like Scipio Africanus did in his war against Hannibal! I have not become President of the United States due to pure lack; I am the most ruthless, the most able and the most smart. We will emerge victorious and I will hold a triumph in Washington which will put to shame the triumphs of the Caesars of the old!"
"Sound cool!", PewDiePie said. "It sounds like Rome Total War II. It will be fun."
"Indeed.", Anakin said as he ignited his glowing red lightsaber. "It will be fun slaughtering the commies."
"Feminism is cancer and will be purged!", Milo said. "We shall defeminize Namibia."
"I shall rally the Alt Right paramilitaries!", Bannon said. "They will show to the commies how real war is fought."
"Our economy is also in a much better shape than theirs.", Rand Paul said. "The free market is always better than central planning; their economy shall collapse sooner or later."
Nikos was somewhat less enthusiastic. "We should still be cautious. We must not underestimate the enemy."
"Neither should we underestimate the valor of our armed forces.", Christos replied. "In a few weeks, I will be drinking this whiskey in Namibia, celebrating on top of the corpses of my enemies."
