Terrance888
Discord Reigns
I leave the volcano to heal myself in order to kill Winston after defeating Kill Fire.
I teleport to the D1C3 G0D's house so we can chill again.
Okay then, I change my action to: I call the D1C3 G0D so he can pick me up and we can chill again.
You know what I'll just reserve the outcome of this roll for later.
Out of sadism (and desire for a rules experiment), I try to stop killfire teleporting.
In case that works (does "multiple actions at once" count later posts after an intiial one), I will switch to attempting to punch my way out of the room.
Despite my circumstances, I attempt to raise an army.
Ouch, ouch, ouch. What nasty little creatures bats are! What was Sinterklaus thinking when he packed this gift? All I wanted was a green power ranger action figure. I'm sure one of his Elves made a mistake when packing this present. My mother would be very dismayed if she knew I was irresponsible and played with things only grown ups should touch. I leave the rocket launcher and the light saber on the ground. These are gifts for naughty boys, not a good boy like I. I like the shiny armor, I will put it on and play knights and knaves!
I pray to the Almighty God that a solution may present itself in order to rid myself of the evil bats and players.
I pick up the bazooka and begin to hunt bats with it
I chop Milarqui's hands off before he can finish praying.
I open my gift
I wipe my boogers on Captain2 and open gift.
I open th survival kit.
I grow myself a new carrot penis, to replace the old fleshy one that the bats are currently feasting on.
I leave the volcano to heal myself in order to kill Winston after defeating Kill Fire.
I attempt to blind rhawn with my brilliant light.
I open my new box.
I keep the outcome of this roll on reserve as well.
I also threaten anyone who comes near me.
I mug Perfection.