Bratmon
Super Bratmon 3
I'm on a roll. I keep this 'un in reserve as well.
Roll To Dodge 3
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rhawn
Emperor
Note: My "mommy" is a 6'5" 350 lb. Icelandic drag-queen bodybuilder featured on the upcoming season of G4 television's Human Wrecking Balls, where he/she single handedly demolishes a lighthouse and humps the rubble into dust. He/she is also sponsored by Met-Rx in the World's Strongest Man competition and is very protective of her little boy.
Since I probably won't have time to update later, and I already have orders from all but 1 person, I'll just update now!
And sign-ups are henceforth closed. Game full.
3: You restore (+1 hp).
3: You teleport up to the top of the lantern. You are still trapped inside, but you get another turn before you drown.
TWO TURNS UNTIL DEATH
1: You forgeteth to count to 3, insteadeth countingeth to 5, and the Not-So-Holy-Grenade of Acre thus explodes in your hand. And it sprayeth thy blood all over the floor, making it slippery. And there was much rejoicing! (-13 hp)
6: You fire the bazooka at Captain2, who explodes spectacularly. But he still has 1 hp left! (-14 hp to Captain2)
5: Your mother appears and starts comforting you. This somehow heals you. (+2 hp)The D1C3 G0D, annoyed at this, sends down a holy bolt of light to smite you.
ROLL TO DODGE!
1: You are smitten. (-13 hp) DEAD.
5-1=4: You manage to avoid crashing into anything.
4: Despite being exploded, you still fire a few shots. (-5 hp for Diamondeye)
1: You slip on the blood from the exploded Grenade, and your sword flips up and stabs you in the groin. (-12 hp)
6: Success! Bratmon is turned into a carrot.
EFFECT ADDED FOR BRATMON: Carrot. You're a carrot. You can be eaten and can't move. Also, -1 to all dodge rolls for not being able to move.
This attracts the bats to both of you:
ROLL TO DODGE WINSTON!
5: You dodge, but stub your toe. (-1 hp)
ROLL TO DODGE BRATMON!
6-1=5: You somehow dodge the bats despite being immobile. But you fall over and hurt yourself. (-1 hp)
2: You grab it by the blade and slice your finger off. (-8 hp)
1: You destroy yourself instead. (-3 hp). DEAD.
5: The lighthouse now has wheels, meaning you can move! Sort of. A Giant Bat attempts to tip you over:
ROLL TO DODGE!
2: You are pushed over. You only had wheels on the bottom and thus can't get up. LOL (-8 hp)
1: Instead of unfreezing yourself, you encase yourself in ice as well as time. Sharp, pointy ice. (-8 hp)
1: You somehow manage to shoot yourself. (-13 hp)
3: Okay, you have a 5, 3, and 6. You're also a carrot. LOL
And sign-ups are henceforth closed. Game full.
3: You restore (+1 hp).
3: You teleport up to the top of the lantern. You are still trapped inside, but you get another turn before you drown.
TWO TURNS UNTIL DEATH
1: You forgeteth to count to 3, insteadeth countingeth to 5, and the Not-So-Holy-Grenade of Acre thus explodes in your hand. And it sprayeth thy blood all over the floor, making it slippery. And there was much rejoicing! (-13 hp)
6: You fire the bazooka at Captain2, who explodes spectacularly. But he still has 1 hp left! (-14 hp to Captain2)
5: Your mother appears and starts comforting you. This somehow heals you. (+2 hp)The D1C3 G0D, annoyed at this, sends down a holy bolt of light to smite you.
ROLL TO DODGE!
1: You are smitten. (-13 hp) DEAD.
5-1=4: You manage to avoid crashing into anything.
4: Despite being exploded, you still fire a few shots. (-5 hp for Diamondeye)
1: You slip on the blood from the exploded Grenade, and your sword flips up and stabs you in the groin. (-12 hp)
6: Success! Bratmon is turned into a carrot.
EFFECT ADDED FOR BRATMON: Carrot. You're a carrot. You can be eaten and can't move. Also, -1 to all dodge rolls for not being able to move.
This attracts the bats to both of you:
ROLL TO DODGE WINSTON!
5: You dodge, but stub your toe. (-1 hp)
ROLL TO DODGE BRATMON!
6-1=5: You somehow dodge the bats despite being immobile. But you fall over and hurt yourself. (-1 hp)
2: You grab it by the blade and slice your finger off. (-8 hp)
1: You destroy yourself instead. (-3 hp). DEAD.
5: The lighthouse now has wheels, meaning you can move! Sort of. A Giant Bat attempts to tip you over:
ROLL TO DODGE!
2: You are pushed over. You only had wheels on the bottom and thus can't get up. LOL (-8 hp)
1: Instead of unfreezing yourself, you encase yourself in ice as well as time. Sharp, pointy ice. (-8 hp)
1: You somehow manage to shoot yourself. (-13 hp)
3: Okay, you have a 5, 3, and 6. You're also a carrot. LOL
Seon
Not An Evil Liar
I regenerate my eyes.
kill fire
Enormous Midget
After being underwater so long, I finally realize something. I am trying to make sense of a world that makes no sense at all. As such, I realize that the latern doesn't even exist and that I am in fact at home in my bed dreaming. How else would all this crap make sense? (Well other than the D1C3 G0D I hang out with him often)
mythmonster2
BEC NOIR! RUN!
I grab the lightsaber by the handle.
Captain2
ಠ_ృ
I try to discover the meaning of life
Perfection
The Great Head.
I eat Bratmon in an attempt to restore HP.
Damn you! That was my plan! 
I eat Perfection in an attempt to restore HP.
I eat Perfection in an attempt to restore HP.
Milarqui
Deity
I modify the laws of physics so that entropy can decrease spontaneously and use that to recover my health.
Diamondeye
So Happy I Could Die
I slap Captain2 with the bazooka. He needs to die.
Catharsis
catch u on the flip scythe
I use the first-aid kit to recover health!
Captain2
ಠ_ృ
scratch my quest for enligtenment
I give into the swords requests and stab Diamondeye
I give into the swords requests and stab Diamondeye
mechaerik
Tuturuu!
I FALCON PAWNCH perfection.
bestrfcplayer
Steppin' up!
I create a ball of fire that will unfreeze me from the ice, and time so that I'm back with everybody else in the dark room.
By the way, if you die, will you come back as goast's as in the other games?
By the way, if you die, will you come back as goast's as in the other games?
Bratmon
Super Bratmon 3
I use ma 5 to quickly become a person again.
kill fire
Enormous Midget
You want to explode?
Bratmon
Super Bratmon 3
I changed mine: see above
