Roll to Dodge 6: Furthermore Ludicrous Edition

[Red_Spy]

I preach the new relgion of Red Spyism, with me as their god.

 

[Seon]

Punch earthlin in the guts.

 

[Abaddon]

I still look for a long rope.

EDIT: Why don't we start a new thread again?

Because I want to flog this one to death rather than admit defeat!

 

[DroopyTofu]

So do we have enough for a new update?

 

[Abaddon]

Yeah, shortly.. poss this eve, if not tomorro i will crack on with it.

 

[BSmith1068]

Time to concede defeat, or does this thing still have a pulse?

 

[Abaddon]

Never! I will update when im not hungover!

 

[Omega124]

I do this to Seon.


Link to video.

 

[Abaddon]

Update 18:

I learn the secrets of the dark side from him.

8: He doesn't seem to know anything either

I just leave the ducks to find bigger and better endeavors.

5: The ducks follow you and attack!
R2D:6 Trained in the art of death, they finish you off.

I go and try to accomplish something.

19: You complete a Degree in Philosophy. Any action requiring deep thought gains +2.

I search for the meaning of life.

18 (20): The answer is 42. You feel elated and will gain +5 to your next two rolls.

I disband the Republican Party.

6 (4): They resist your attempts. Aggressively.
R2D: 10 (8) They jostle you out of 1HP.

I still am driving the train.

17: Yes you are, train driver you!

I still look for a long rope.

4: You can't seem to find one.. well, except the one around your neck! You are suffocating!

I preach the new religion of Red Spyism, with me as their god.

16: You gain several followers.

Punch earthlin in the guts.

9: Earthling does not exist...

I do this to Seon.


Link to video.

18 (17): FATALITY!




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kill fire, TheLastOne36, BananaLee, Zack, bestrfcplayer, Perfection all lose 2hp for inactivity.

 

[DroopyTofu]

I murder everyone else so that I will be the last one standing.

 

[BSmith1068]

I knew that was going to happen!

I claw at the rope with my bare hands and pull it from my neck and over my head so I am no longer suffocating.

 

[Terrance888]

I imagine myself holding a gun... and make it come true!

 

[Omega124]

I find asprin for my headache.

 

[Red_Spy]

I lead my followers on a crusade to the holy land (McDonalds).

 

[Skwink]

I run over a rat.

 

[Abaddon]

Update 19

I murder everyone else so that I will be the last one standing.

5 (13): In a burst of random, aggression, everyone feels pain, -2HP in fact. bestrfcplayer and Zack die.

I claw at the rope with my bare hands and pull it from my neck and over my head so I am no longer suffocating.

8: You can't seem to dislodge it

I imagine myself holding a gun... and make it come true!

10 (12): Success! A gun materialises from nowhere!

I find asprin for my headache.

15 (14) Your headache is finally gone

I lead my followers on a crusade to the holy land (McDonalds).

9: They dither about and don't seem interested.

I run over a rat.

17: The rat explodes as you drive over it, infecting everyone with Leptospirosis.


kill fire fades away through inactivity. Several others shuffle in that direction too.

 

[BSmith1068]

I find a first aid kit that contains a sharp knife and a bottle of antibiotics.

 

[Terrance888]

I shoot the gun, mentally directing the path of the bullet to hit those with the most health left and is not me.

 

[Omega124]

Oh god, the British health care systyem sucks! I'm screwed!

I find a medpack that heals me every turn.

 

[DroopyTofu]

I attepmt to learn mind control powers.