Roll to Dodge 6: Furthermore Ludicrous Edition

[DroopyTofu]

I pick up the sledge hammer, and modify it to shoot bullets also.

 

[Omega124]

I go back to the present to see how the world changed.

 

[Abaddon]

Each turn someone misses, they get -1.. this will soon kill off anyone still not playing.

I find a Desert Eagle pistol.

3: You accidentall disturb a hive of bee's who sting you and don't relent!

I train one of Anonymoose's dancers to become a sexy nurse so that she (I'm presume they're female) may render him healing assistance.

15: She becomes a sexy nurse, but Anonymoose is dead

I pick up the sledge hammer, and modify it to shoot bullets also.

4: You snap the handle, breaking it, and get a splinter lodged under your nail.

I go back to the present to see how the world changed.

10: You're back.. but nothing seems to have changed

 

[Omega124]

I go read a History Textbook to see what I did wrong.

 

[DroopyTofu]

I remove the splinter.

 

[Perfection]

Sexy Nurse and I join forces to use Earthling's medical nanobots to cure inactivity disease.

 

[Abaddon]

I go read a History Textbook to see what I did wrong.

9: Nothing much it seems

I remove the splinter.

10 (9): You can't seem to get it out :/

Sexy Nurse and I join forces to use Earthling's medical nanobots to cure inactivity disease.

12 (0): Inactivity disease cannot be cured.

 

[Darth Caesar]

I find an ancient Sith Holocron.

 

[DroopyTofu]

I continue to attempt to remove the splinter.

 

[Terrance888]

I attempt to find something that will help me on my quest.

 

[Omega124]

I ponder if Terminator is right in how you can't change the past, no matter how hhard you try.

 

[Seon]

I jump out of nowhere and suddenly start to garrote Omega's neck off.

 

[Abaddon]

I find an ancient Sith Holocron.

9: You can't seem to find it

I continue to attempt to remove the splinter.

16 (15) You remove the splinter and heal yourself 1hp too!

I attempt to find something that will help me on my quest.

4 (9): You don't know where to begin looking

I ponder if Terminator is right in how you can't change the past, no matter how hard you try.

6: The pondering gives you a headache

I jump out of nowhere and suddenly start to garrotte Omega's neck off.

2: You miss and in the disasterous attempt to land on your feet, you somehow garrotte yourself!

 

[Omega124]

I pulverize Seon with my fists.

 

[Darth Caesar]

I look again.

 

[Tee Kay]

Can I join?

I trip and fall.

 

[Abaddon]

Sure.. i'll give it a bit longer for others to post actions tho

 

[Terrance888]

I look in a nearby store, Abaddon. (typed freehand without looking!)

 

[DroopyTofu]

I search for something good!

 

[Abaddon]

I pulverize Seon with my fists.

11 (10): Your firsts do nothing.

I look again.

10: Nope, nothing

Can I join?

I trip and fall.

5: There is nothing to trip over, but while looking down hit your head on a low lying branch..

I look in a nearby store, Abaddon. (typed freehand without looking!)

12: You look in a nearby store..

I search for something good!

14: You find a jesus doll which grants you +1 to your rolls.