Roll to Dodge 6: Furthermore Ludicrous Edition

[Darth Caesar]

I try once more.

 

[DroopyTofu]

I try to find a God and Holy Spirit doll to complete the set.

 

[Abaddon]

I try once more.

Note that the same action cannot be taken twice in a row. Take heed that your GM is unstable, and may tweak the playing field independent of player actions. Almost anything goes, but be warned that metagaming will anger me, an bad things will happen

Each player may submit one action per turn. I'll update whenever I feel like it. The game is played until one player remains alive.

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[Darth Caesar]

Okay,. I call upon the spirit of Darth Bane to instruct me.

 

[Tee Kay]

I lost my memory and woke up thinking I am Emperor Norton I.

 

[Abaddon]

THREE players? Is that IT?

Suggestions how I can get newer players? Do i need to start a new thread?

 

[Terrance888]

There is me

Extortion!

 

[civplayah]

How about we start over? I would play, but you were updating too slowly and I forgot what was happening.

 

[Omega124]

I bite into Seon's throat

 

[DroopyTofu]

Starting a new one might bring some life.

I'm guessing Alestii Pastorus is also dead?

 

[Abaddon]

Update 17:

I've decided we carry on. I'd like to actually finish this!

I try to find a God and Holy Spirit doll to complete the set.

18 (19): Your set is complete, and together they now add 3 to all your rolls!

Okay,. I call upon the spirit of Darth Bane to instruct me.

16: He help you to banish the bees attacking you.

I lost my memory and woke up thinking I am Emperor Norton I.

18 (16): You wake up convinced you are Emperor Norton I, and others might too..

There is me

Extortion!

9: No, there isn't.

How about we start over? I would play, but you were updating too slowly and I forgot what was happening.

3: No, we will carry on. The Ducks are insulted you would ditch them and attack!
R2D! (9) They hit you down some damage.

I bite into Seon's throat

12 (11): You bite 2HP off him.

 

[Darth Caesar]

I learn the secrets of the dark side from him.

 

[civplayah]

I just leave the ducks to find bigger and better endeavors.

 

[Terrance888]

I go and try to accomplish something.

 

[Abaddon]

Come on!

 

[DroopyTofu]

I search for the meaning of life.

 

[Tee Kay]

I disband the Republican Party.

 

[Abaddon]

final poke..

 

[Skwink]

I still am driving the train.

 

[BSmith1068]

I still look for a long rope.

EDIT: Why don't we start a new thread again?