Roll to Dodge 6: Furthermore Ludicrous Edition

[Anonymoose]

I gain the superpowers of Superman.

 

[civplayah]

Why is this dead?

 

[kill fire]

Because it fails, let it die.

 

[Double A]

Because I'm not in it to bump it.

 

[Abaddon]

Because I am travelling NZ...

 

[Abaddon]

Then we must try again! Both me and the Judo master attack TLO.

7: United, you are no stronger

As a friend to medical community I attempt to use my credentials to secure the release of Anonymoose.

13: He is free!

I award Perfection with a golden sceptre of holy flame.

7: You don't have one

I blow away kill fire and the judo master with a rat-a-tat-tat.

6 (7): The gun seems to be wonky...

Sorry for being away this week (busy week, lots of stuff going on, like school and stuff).

Oh, and my action will be to join the M16 spy servise (inspired by the Alex Rider book series)

17: You become a spy

I give them a gentle pat and attempt once again to train them.

11(10): They calm down

I shoot myself in the foot.

14: (Autofail) Your bullets miss and it the dirt.

I gain the superpowers of Superman.

1: You become so weak you can bearly move!

 

[Omega124]

I grab a Longbow and go Rambo in a Norman camp. Perhaps I'll kill William before he's crowned.

 

[civplayah]

So... I'll train them.

 

[GhostWriter16]

I'll play.

I search my inner self for the powers of the force.

 

[Abaddon]

I'll play.

I search my inner self for the powers of the force.

What makes you think i'm taking sign-ups?

 

[GhostWriter16]

What makes you think i'm taking sign-ups?

Wait, are you not? Sorry then...

Or are you just posting that because you feel like it...

 

[Perfection]

I attempt to heal the weakness of Anonymoose

 

[DroopyTofu]

May I please play, Sir Abaddon?

 

[Terrance888]

I meditate to combine my spirit and the body of the great dragon as one.

 

[Abaddon]

May I please play, Sir Abaddon?

Of course

 

[DroopyTofu]

I attempt to find a good, powerful, working weapon.

 

[Darth Caesar]

May I please play?

 

[Abaddon]

I grab a Longbow and go Rambo in a Norman camp. Perhaps I'll kill William before he's crowned.

17: You Kill William, and noone even notices you do it

So... I'll train them.

14: They will do your bidding

I attempt to heal the weakness of Anonymoose

9: Nothing seems to happen

I meditate to combine my spirit and the body of the great dragon as one.

19: You transcend to a higher level and will achieve +5 to your next roll

I attempt to find a good, powerful, working weapon.

3: You stub your toe on a sledge hammer

May I please play?

11: Yes, you may.

 

[Darth Caesar]

I find a Desert Eagle pistol.

 

[Perfection]

I train one of Anonymoose's dancers to become a sexy nurse so that she (I'm presume they're female) may render him healing assistance.