Roll To Dodge: (Almost) Better Than Bacon

[civplayah]

I don't understand... what was that?

 

[KaiserElectric]

No order

Speaking of no order, update delayed for personal reasons.

 

[KaiserElectric]

I kick dommy where it counts.

(7) CROCK BLOCK!

Instead of giving everyone bacon, I shoot NinjaCow with a bacon gun, which turns him into bacon!

(10) First, you need a bacon gun.

RAGNAROK IS UPON YOU!!!

The sword joins my side in attacking Domination3000.

(14) The cursed sword goes snicker-snack on his behind for a glorious 6 damage.

ROLL TO DODGE

(13) ...while you barely miss yourself with the sword.

I throw snowballs at NarutoAvatarDBZ for daring to insult Dr Pepper.

(3) It's too warm to snow.

I throw a rock-et at Earthling.

(7) It plops to the ground and sinks into the mud.

Accept it, then blast Darth Caesar with it in the name of justice.

(1) Yippie ki yay, mother...*click*...darn it, no ammo!

I steal their police car while they aren't looking and then drive to the beach.

(16) "So long, suckers!" you shout as you speed off towards the beach.

I open the Japanese box while eating some delicious bacon.

(4) The box is made of solid iron. You try to open it, but it tips over onto your foot for 4 damage. Also, you don't have bacon.

The Japanese Box continues to beep.

Big Guy wakes up and begins the pursuit of Sonereal again.

The Baconz Republic awards Domination with delicious bacon!

 

[Sonereal]

I beat myself up for missing an update.

 

[Earthling]

I taunt Sonereal with calls of "stop hitting yourself" to make his beating that much more effective.

 

[GhostWriter16]

I whack DC in the head with the gun.

 

[W|M]

I look for a samurai to help me open the Japanese box.

 

[Double A]

I find a bacon gun!

 

[NinjaCow64]

I play ten pin bowling, with two differences.

1. The bowling ball is giant.

2. The pins are Double A, Earthling and NarutoAvatarDBZ (TRAITOR!)

 

[Double A]

3 ≠ 10

 

[NinjaCow64]

3 ≠ 10

Three pin bowling, happy?

 

[Tee Kay]

I emigrate to Mars.

 

[NedimNapoleon]

Im on the highway to hell (AC/DC style)

 

[Turquoiside]

I arrive at the beach and build a sand fortress.

 

[Darth Caesar]

I break dommy's nose, WITH MY HEAD!

 

[Abaddon]

~I remove the curse from my sword.

 

[NinjaCow64]

I should join BUMPers anonymous, because I have BUMPed heaps today.

Oh, and Bump.