Roll To Dodge: (Almost) Better Than Bacon

[mechaerik]

It was relise, I believe.

 

[GhostWriter16]

I look for a machine gun.

 

[Tee Kay]

I jump out of this thread.

 

[W|M]

I punch through a random window.

 

[NedimNapoleon]

I testify (Rage against the machine style)

 

[Omega124]

I suffocate the gaurd with said uniform.

 

[Sonereal]

I kill the Mob Boss who screwed me over earlier!

 

[Darth Caesar]

I buy a pistol.

 

[Earthling]

I hire some contractors to finish work on the computer system.

 

[KaiserElectric]

It was relise, I believe.

Indeed.

 

[KaiserElectric]

I suffocate the gaurd with said uniform.

(8) You fail, and the guard counter-strangles.

ROLL TO DODGE

(13) He is too morbidly obese to throttle you.

ROLL TO DODGE

(9) Darling throws the book at you for 2 damage.

I buy a pistol.

(8) No you don't.

We take over the continent as the People's Democratic Republic of Baconz.

(16) Bacon for all! The continent is now under the rule of People's Democratic Republic of Baconz. The new governement will randomly give bacon to players who are in the country as well (I assume that any unspecified location is in the Republic).

I ponder the meaning of thus; If God is fallible, is god really god?

(15) No need to be a jerk about it. How about I give you immunity from the next Darling attack?

ROLL TO DODGE

(16) The accursed sword misses you again.

I hire some contractors to finish work on the computer system.

(4) The shady back-alley contractors steal your program.

Another 1? Yeah totally legit. /ragequit

I fire my Rock-ets at the Dr Pepper Factory in Sweden, freeing the poor enslaved munchkins from cruel slavery (those poor munchkins)

(3) You fire a rock-et, which flies backwards into your face for 8 damage.

I jump out of this thread.

I look for a machine gun.

(12) A shady back-alley dealer offers to trade you a machine gun for your leather pants. (You can accept the trade without a roll, and you won't get the "no pants" effect if you accept.)

I testify (Rage against the machine style)

(12) Your speeches grant you a die-hard supporter.

I kill the Mob Boss who screwed me over earlier!

(13) You bust down the door, and the mob boss keels over from a heart attack.

I steal a car and drive to the beach.

(4) You steal a car and drive it...into a tree. (-10 hp) You manage to get out of the car and jet before the police arrive.

I punch through a random window.

(19) GRRRAAAAAGGGHHHH!!! You punch through the window of a pawn shop and everyone runs in panic. You take a pistol and a clip from behind the counter.

Big Guy is still out cold.

The mysterious Japanese Box beeps ominously.

 

[Earthling]

I throw snowballs at NarutoAvatarDBZ for daring to insult Dr Pepper.


edit - yeah so I went after the wrong guy but I'll let the orders stand.

 

[GhostWriter16]

Accept it, then blast Darth Caesar with it in the name of justice.

 

[Double A]

I give bacon to everyone!

 

[NinjaCow64]

I throw snowballs at NarutoAvatarDBZ for daring to insult Dr Pepper.


edit - yeah so I went after the wrong guy but I'll let the orders stand.

WHAT? YOU LIKE DR. PEPPER? EXTERMINATE!

I throw a rock-et at Earthling.

@NarutoAvatarDBZ, Alliance? (Well, at least until we kill the King of Sweden and destroy all Dr. Pepper Factories.)

 

[Double A]

NinjaCow doesn't like Dr Pepper, therefore he is not worthy of bacon!

Instead of giving everyone bacon, I shoot NinjaCow with a bacon gun, which turns him into bacon!

 

[Abaddon]

The sword joins my side in attacking Domination3000.

 

[Darth Caesar]

I kick dommy where it counts.

 

[W|M]

I open the Japanese box while eating some delicious bacon.

 

[Turquoiside]

I steal their police car while they aren't looking and then drive to the beach.

@NinjaCow24 I'm too afraid of the bacon gun