Roll To Dodge: (Almost) Better Than Bacon

[KaiserElectric]

Roll To Dodge

(Almost) Better Than Bacon​

Rules are simple enough.

1. Post an action.
2. I will use a random number generator to determine the results.

Also, if some third party attacks you, you roll to dodge, although you should know that by now.

Rolls are as follows, because Thorvald is the man.

1 : Unbelievably total failure. Action WILL backfire.
2-4 : Failure, with penalty
5-7 : Marginal failure with possible penalty
8-10 : Failure, no penalty
11-13 : Straightforward success
14-16 : Success, with possible bonus
17-19 : Success, with circumstantial bonus
20 : MAXIMUM POWER. Guaranteed success, with added bonus.

In any case, mostly everything goes. Don't metagame or stuff like that, otherwise Saxton Hale will shoot you with his fists.

Also, no intermediate actions, and you can't take the same action twice. Every turn will last one day or until everyone has an action, no attempting actions requiring an immediate action (Building a tank without the materials or tools, for example), last person alive wins.

I will follow the two player rule for not sending in orders. If two players do not send in orders unexcused, I will delay the update. If it is delayed again, Ragnarok will be unleashed upon the offending player, WoG killing them if they continue to not send in orders.

Rules down, post to join and get started. IF YOU ARE MAN ENOUGH.

 

[KaiserElectric]

Players​

Omega124
HP: 176
Other stuff
SWAT Sniper (Novice)
Nightstick
AWP Sniper Rifle (0)
Cuban Army Uniform

Darth Caesar
HP: 198
Other stuff
$20
Domination's Pants

Double A
HP: 195
Other stuff
Hickory-Smoked Bacon (5)
Good Karma (1)

civplayah
HP: 178
Other stuff

Abaddon
HP: 193
Other stuff
Clover
Cursed Sword
Darling Immunity (1)

Earthling
HP: 198
Other stuff
Charles Darling alliance.
King of Sweden
Sauna

NinjaCow64
HP: 190
Other stuff
Faulty Bazooka (4)

Domination3000
HP: 182
Other stuff
Obi-Wan's (?) Lightsaber
Machine Gun (0)
Bacon (1)

NedimNapoleon
HP: 212
Other stuff
Revolver (4)
Grunt (1)

Sonereal
HP: 180
Other stuff

NarutoAvatarDBZ
HP: 184
Other stuff
Switchblade
Police Car
At the Beach!

west india man
HP: 195
Other stuff
Speaks Swedish
Pistol (8)

NPC

Big Guy
HP: 200
Other stuff
Crowbar

PDR of B
HP: N/A
Other stuff
IT'S BACOOOON!

 

[Omega124]

I join SWAT.

 

[Darth Caesar]

I mug someone.

 

[Double A]

I eat some bacon.

 

[civplayah]

What's the scenario?

I build a house.

 

[Abaddon]

I find a lucky roll enhancing clover.

 

[Earthling]

Well then I'll form an alliance with Charles Darling.

 

[KaiserElectric]

No scenario, just an endless nothingness. Including bacon.

 

[rhawn]

I have a bullwhip.

 

[NinjaCow64]

In.

I use my magixz to summon the AK47 of Awesomeness, which is just like a normal AK47, except that it is made of gold and has infinte ammo.

 

[Tee Kay]

I rebuild the Soviet Union.

 

[GhostWriter16]

In.

I search for Obi Wan's Lightsaber.

 

[NedimNapoleon]

I make a viral video

 

[DaveShack]

I buy a large block of Hormel stock based on an extremely favorable commodities report on SPAM.
And a massive quantity of pork futures on a favorable bacon report.

Oh wait, this is forum games, therefore normal. Nothing to see here, move along.
This was not a signup. Fun to watch, but too ... random for my taste.

 

[KaiserElectric]

I join SWAT.

(16) You pass the entry exam and are now an initiate. You are also given a nifty nightstick.

I mug someone.

(12) You mug a little old lady and get $20. I hope you're pleased with yourself.

I eat some bacon.

(7) You can't find any bacon nearby.

I build a house.

(2) You build a house of cards, which flutters to the ground. You feel depressed (-1 to your next roll)

I find a lucky roll enhancing clover.

(15) The Unoriginality Fairy gives you a clover to enhance your rolls. (50% chance to reroll if the roll is below 8)

Well then I'll form an alliance with Charles Darling.

(15) He accepts your proposal. He will attack anyone who makes a spelling or grammar mistake now (besides you).

I have a bullwhip.

(4) That's no bullwhip, it's a whipped bull. It charges you.

ROLL TO DODGE

(18) Ole!

I use my magixz to summon the AK47 of Awesomeness, which is just like a normal AK47, except that it is made of gold and has infinte ammo.

(9) (Powergaming warning) You fail.

I rebuild the Soviet Union.

(1) The reunification fails spectaculary, and two formerly Communist Republics fire SCUD missiles at you.

ROLL TO DODGE (x2)

(14) The missiles have a faulty lock-on and miss you.

(20) You rip off your shirt and strike a manly pose. The missiles run away screaming like little girls.

I search for Obi Wan's Lightsaber.

(16) A slightly deranged Clone trooper gives you a lightsaber, claiming it belongs to Obi-Wan.

I make a viral video

(3) The video features you falling out of a window. It's not staged. (-8 hp)

 

[Double A]

I break into your house and steal some bacon.

 

[Sonereal]

I join Swat too?

 

[rhawn]

I hide behind a cow in heat.

 

[civplayah]

I try again.