Roll to Dodge, Ancient Tribal Civilizations

[ilduce349]

Nordic Tribes of Nordia
In Norway, I think
Leader: Odin

I search for big boats so we can sail to England

 

[Darth Caesar]

6. You fall to the Dark Side, and so can tighten throats with a simple thought. However, you fell so dark that you choked and killed one of your men out of anger.

Excellent I teach my followers the Dark Side, I then take the strongest follower of mine and make him my Sith Apprentice under the name of Darth Trilus.

 

[W|M]

I make ridiculously strong beer so my Awesome soldiers can go Berserk!

 

[GhostWriter16]

Nordic Tribes of Nordia
In Norway, I think
Leader: Odin

I search for big boats so we can sail to England

Norway and England don't exist. Greece is the Northwestern Edge, and Egypt the Southwestern edge.

Please pick somewhere else.

Excellent I teach my followers the Dark Side, I then take the strongest follower of mine and make him my Sith Apprentice under the name of Darth Trilus.

That's like three actions. Pick one please.

 

[ilduce349]

Map please?

 

[Darth Caesar]

That's like three actions. Pick one please.

Fine I teach them the Dark Side.

 

[GhostWriter16]

Map please?

I'll go with this http://www.ancientopedia.com/uploads/images/169.png

Though it doesn't matter much.

 

[ilduce349]

If it doesn't matter, why can't I be Nordic?

 

[Omega124]

I'll go with this http://www.ancientopedia.com/uploads/images/169.png

Though it doesn't matter much.

Sparta isn't on the map! Heresy!

 

[Abaddon]

Tribes:

City State of Zyxwvutsrqponmlkjihgfedcba (Awesomeia)
Location: Upper Egypt
Controlling Player: West India Man
Leader: Chieftain Awesome
Warriors: Seven Tribal Warriors
Leader HP: 189

City State of Sparta
Location: Sparta (I assume)
Leader: King Leonidas I
Controlling Player: Omega124 (Asleep)
Warriors: Six Armed Spearmen (Asleep)
Leader HP: 200

The Sith Tribe
Controlling Player: Darth Caesar
Leader: Darth Caesar (Until Further notice)
Leader HP: 190
Warriors: Five Tribal Warriors
Location: None stated
Special: Darth Caesar can move things with his mind.
He can also tighten throats with his mind.

The Nation State of OMFGWTFBBQ!!!11 // Abaddon
Leader: Abbadon
Controlling Player: Abbadon
Leader HP: 190
Warriors: Six Tribal Warriors
Location: Pick somewhere on land
Special: Abbadon is acting like a Drop Bear.

Crabtopia
Location: Under the Sea! (Please pick somewhere remotely connected to land. Maybe Malta?)
Controlling Player: Perfection
Leader: Sebastian
Leader HP: 190
Units: Four Crab Warriors

Please do the stats like this, spacing between everything just is a mess.

 

[Abaddon]

Action: Steal perfection's 4 crab warriors

 

[Perfection]

Action: Sebastian uses his hard rock skills to entice Abaddon's men to become mermen warriors

 

[GhostWriter16]

If it doesn't matter, why can't I be Nordic?

I meant the map isn't necessary.

If you want to be culturally Nordic, that's fine, if you want your leader to be Nordic, that's fine, but you can't actually be in Norway because it hasn't been discovered yet.

I'll accept your action though.

Fine I teach them the Dark Side.

3. They learn about the Dark Side of the Moon. It doesn't really make a difference to them though.

Nordic Tribes of Nordia
In Norway, I think
Leader: Odin

I search for big boats so we can sail to England

1. You find a big boat, but it sinks as soon as you climb aboard. You lose four men.

Sparta isn't on the map! Heresy!

All of Greece is supposed to be there, I just couldn't find a better map. Assume its there.

Action: Steal perfection's 4 crab warriors

1. They kidnap you. You are currently Perfection's prisoner.

Action: Sebastian uses his hard rock skills to entice Abaddon's men to become mermen warriors

4. However, it doesn't work because rock cannot turn men into mermen. So it fails.

 

[Perfection]

I sacrifice Abaddon to the Gods in order to win fortune for my crab-peoples.

 

[W|M]

You didn't do my action.

 

[Omega124]

I raid other city states for women, to make more soldiers!

 

[ilduce349]

I wish to train some Berserker's.

 

[Darth Caesar]

I explain the Dark Side in very simple terms to them.

 

[Abaddon]

I become a GoD

 

[bestrfcplayer]

I first wake up in the middle of the night, thinking that this game was a nightmare, but I was wrong.....

*walks out of the room disgusted as this is an insult to RTD (I am a long time player of RTD games so, there)*