Roll to Dodge: Jam of Eternity

[Diamondeye]

I take the ax-tinguisher from the pulp that was Diamondeye.

Alas, you are now to be forever haunted by the ghost that is I!

 

[Omega124]

I continiue my journy to the Jam of Eternity.

 

[Verarde]

I fight the 38 zombies off.

 

[W|M]

I charge back into the kitchen, and make a makeshift shotgun with a lot of ammo.

 

[civplayah]

I've been in here too long! I'll just find my way out myself.

 

[bestrfcplayer]

Ah well. I charge at the zombies with my full furrry.

 

[Seon]

casts regenerate on my lower body. I must regain my crotch at all costs.

6: Not only you have all your body parts now, you also have a third leg.

Wait, that's not a....

take the ax-tinguisher from the pulp that was Diamondeye.

5: It seems to have a special ability of extinguishing any fire by hitting the source repeatedly.

Lets start over. I cartwheel to the base of the tree, developing my acrobatic skills.

4: You jump like a madman through the air and grasp onto the side of the cliff near the tree house.

I would advise you to not fall

I reconcile the two factions...THROUGH DANCE!

1: A full out civil war breaks out because you accidentally killed the Grue Prime Minister in your dancing. A loyalist Kryptonie tipped crossbow flies toward you...

Roll to dodge! 5: Superman cannot be defeated that easily! You throw a grue at the crossbow bolt flying through the air and return it to the sender.

Fine, I summon a teleport scroll through the power of my imagination.

2: not good enough, apparently, for a grue appears behind you!

Roll to Dodge! 2: And eats you arm off!

Surprised at how well my ruse worked, I explain that I am only a messenger of the gods. I explain that there is a rather large pantheon of gods, many of which can answer their prayers and grant them wishes. I give them the address to a post office box in Omaha, NE and say if they want any prayers answered to mail a 5X9 index card to that address including their social security number, date of birth, and mother's maiden name. I then disappear into the shadows and skulk towards the treehouse

4: They nod happily, although they don't want you to leave.

At this point one must wonder whether or not Grue Culture is similiar to that cannibalistic country who thinks that adventurers are gods as they came from the light, and eats them to absorb their power. Just a crazy crazy crazy idea.

Alas, you are now to be forever haunted by the ghost that is I!

4: ghghghghghghghghghgh-ghost!

I continiue my journy to the Jam of Eternity

1: You throw the GPS down the cliff.

I fight the 38 zombies off.

4: You flail wildly, swatting some of them aside.

Trapdoor is impossible to unlock from the cavern side.

I've been in here too long! I'll just find my way out myself.

1: The Grim Reaper attacks you

Roll to Dodge! 5: You steal his scythe

Ah well. I charge at the zombies with my full furrry.

3: Unfortunately you are at the bottom of the pit.

 

[Darth Caesar]

I finish purgatory and become An Angelic General, With Big Wings!!!

EDIT: Like this!

Except Clearer.

 

[Darth Caesar]

Here's a better pic.

 

[Seon]

+1 point for finding that picture of Sabathiel.

 

[Verarde]

I continue to fight, while searching the area for something that may help me escape these zombies.

OOC: How many zombies are left?

 

[Seon]

I continue to fight, while searching the area for something that may help me escape these zombies.

OOC: How many zombies are left?

Bazillion, at the current estimate.

 

[Verarde]

There were 38 at the beginning, and I killed a few!

 

[W|M]

I break open the trapdoor with...MY FIST!

 

[Kyzarc Fotjage]

Creates a floating disk of force to block incoming enemies.

 

[Seon]

There were 38 at the beginning, and I killed a few!

Oh no, 38 is the number that COULD attack you at that given moment. If you look over there, you can see the line of zombies that formed to take a bite out of your soft soft delicious warm flesh.

 

[Duke Blackstone]

I fire my potato grappling gun with one hand into the branches of the tree, and test to see if it will hold if I attempt to pull myself up.

 

[sophie]

My incredible showing of strength and fortitude so thoroughly astounds the Grue that they immediately repledge themselves to me.

 

[Omega124]

I pick-up the GPS.

 

[choxorn]

I regenerate my arm.