Roll to Dodge: Ludicrous Edition

[Darth Caesar]

I continue my quest for the perfect pizza.

 

[Seon]

I teleport Abbaddon to Nyarlathotep's funfun secret underground torture lab.

 

[Thorvald of Lym]

Oh, by the way, what's that list of mostly green things under !!!!!'s name? I want one!

His Destiny! He "wins" by completing a quest from each of the players to gain their allegiance.

He still needs three more.

 

[landlubber]

I leave the hospital and go to a romantic dinner with Shani.

 

[Verarde]

I yet again attack Seon with JUSTICE my Sword.

 

[civplayah]

His Destiny! He "wins" by completing a quest from each of the players to gain their allegiance.

He still needs three more.

Can I have a quest?

 

[Abaddon]

Nyarlathotep welcomes me as the brother I am and kills Seon for me.

 

[Thorvald of Lym]

I wash it off.

19: OH MY GOD, YOUR SUIT IS AMAZING!! Your pristine attire garnishes a +3 bonus to rolls for social interactions, and a +1 bonus when conversing with fellow mechanics.

I continue my quest for the perfect pizza.

11: You bake a new prototype.

I teleport Abbaddon to Nyarlathotep's funfun secret underground torture lab.

6 (6): The physical strain worsens your blood loss to -17 hp/turn.

I leave the hospital and go to a romantic dinner with Shani.

19 (20): You are now very special friends. Oh, the meal also restores you to full health.

I yet again attack Seon with JUSTICE my Sword.

C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER!!
ROLL TO DODGE!
16: Through some Matrix-esque moves, you avoid that monitor.

Nyarlathotep welcomes me as the brother I am and kills Seon for me.

7: You haven't reached that dimension.

Bagel Man takes a swipe at CivGeneral.
ROLL TO DODGE!
6: The dough-boy kneads him for 13 damage.

Can I have a quest?

Roll for it.

 

[Seon]

I become one with Nyarlathotep. Completely, thereby getting monstrous Defensive Rolls.

 

[landlubber]

I propose to her.

 

[Verarde]

Hmm. I imagine a new powerful weapon into being. A Phoenix, with a fire proof saddle so I don't get burned.

 

[!!!!!]

i help make the perfect pizza

i find some bonus

I STILL NEED MORE QUESTS

 

[Abaddon]

I demand my guards continue to fire upon Seon while I shoot at him with my weapons.

 

[Darth Caesar]

I continue my work.

 

[civplayah]

Wait, how do you get a quest?

Action: Search for a quest.

 

[Thorvald of Lym]

I become one with Nyarlathotep. Completely, thereby getting monstrous Defensive Rolls.

14 (12): You further sacrifice your spirit to Nyarlathotep, instantly regaining 100 hitpoints, boosting your total HP to 600, and worsening your SAN to -3.

I propose to her.

6 (7): You drop the ring in your soup.

Hmm. I imagine a new powerful weapon into being. A Phoenix, with a fire proof saddle so I don't get burned.

11: Through sheer force of will, you conjure a phoenix egg.

i help make the perfect pizza

13: You contribute a +1 bonus to Darth Caesar's effort.

I demand my guards continue to fire upon Seon while I shoot at him with my weapons.

8 (10): Seon laughs maniacally as his dark god answers his plea.

I continue my work.

20 (20): YOU BAKE THE PERFECT PIZZA.

Wait, how do you get a quest?

Action: Search for a quest.

(They usually tie into the player's Destiny, so roleplaying toward that might help.)

13: You find a pink parcel labelled "Quest".

 

[civplayah]

Read it!

 

[Seon]

Nyarlathothep, be with me! I further summon the essences of Azathoth, Yog-Sothoth, Shub-Niggurath, and Yag-Sathath into my body, healing me of every wound and making me the messenger of the Old Ones.

 

[Abaddon]

I attack my head giving myself a injury which results in me Seeing Double (can submit 2 quest actions)

 

[Verarde]

I use my Infinity Sword to cause Seon to fail, and to also apply a buff/modifier that brings all of his rolls down by 10.