Roll to Dodge: Ludicrous Edition

[Abaddon]

Why have I lost 10HP? I was on 88?

Also, how many charges has my magical staff got?


Finally; Turn into a Demon.

 

[Seon]

I fire my chaingun of justice into the mercenary from purgatory's ranks.

 

[choxorn]

I decide to follow the militia's cease and desist order, and come down on the ground to get the Spartans into the helicopter. Unless Omega refuses to follow the order, in which case We FIRE OUR LAZORS at him in the Illuminati- in self-defense, of course.

 

[bestrfcplayer]

I enter an illegal street race, and win.

 

[Omega124]

I agree to stop engaging the Spartans. I then re-attempt to summon Eisenhower, Napoleon I, and Alexander the Great from the Dead, and some of their elite troops with them. Again.

 

[GenMarshall]

I look for a repair man to fix my night vision goggles.

 

[kill fire]

I barrage TLO with energy spheres.

 

[tuxedohamm]

Finally, take over Heaven.

 

[Earthling]

I pose as a student and join the marching band; if necessary my flute and I should be able to perform a convincingly merry tune.

 

[Thorvald of Lym]

I march my troops towards tuxedohamm's forces and recapture him.

13: You take tuxedohamm prisoner once more as the soldiers of fortune flee.

Why have I lost 10HP? I was on 88?
Also, how many charges has my magical staff got?

Finally; Turn into a Demon.

To the first, I think it was due to an attack by kill fire that injured everyone in his dimension. To the second, eight. To the third:
11 (12): You sell your soul to Satan. You will need experience before acquiring any demonic powers, however.

I fire my chaingun of justice into the mercenary from purgatory's ranks.

15: The already-fleeing hired hands are scattered further, unable to regroup.

I decide to follow the militia's cease and desist order, and come down on the ground to get the Spartans into the helicopter. Unless Omega refuses to follow the order, in which case We FIRE OUR LAZORS at him in the Illuminati- in self-defense, of course.

You bring the helicopter to a hovering landing and your soldiers embark.

I enter an illegal street race, and win.

9 (8): You win $1000, but the police arrive and order you out of the car.

I agree to stop engaging the Spartans. I then re-attempt to summon Eisenhower, Napoleon I, and Alexander the Great from the Dead, and some of their elite troops with them. Again.

19: This time, you don't trigger the wrath of Dr. Hax. The generals meet with you immediately; their troops, 1000 men strong each, are based outside the city.

I look for a repair man to fix my night vision goggles.

10: You hand them in to the armoury, and are told you will be contacted when they have been seen to.

I barrage TLO with energy spheres.

3: Super Horse repels them back at you. You suffer 13 damage.

Finally, take over Heaven.

7: It's no good. Your men have fled and the loyalists have you subdued.

I pose as a student and join the marching band; if necessary my flute and I should be able to perform a convincingly merry tune.

12: You blend in perfectly.

The rebellion in Heaven has ended!
The militia, content that the situation has settled, stand down. They remain in the vicinity to monitor the situation.

 

[choxorn]

The Spartans and I go out to get Ice cream with magical-food-healing-powers.

 

[Earthling]

Seriously so many people are working for my master plan without even knowing it. It's hilarious. Actually I'm not even sure if any one of you guys knows what I'm doing in 1982, which is like the first third of the plan, I welcoming taking some guesses or try to look it up (it'll be very clear soon though, don't worry)

Will have my next action a little later, good to see things going as I might hope.

 

[Abaddon]

Practice my fire breathing imbetween lessons on demonology.

 

[GenMarshall]

I place in a request for a pair of night vision goggles.

 

[Seon]

I summon a retinue of angels

 

[civplayah]

I expel tuxedohamm back to the generic city in which we started.

 

[kill fire]

I travel backward in time to 1982.

 

[tuxedohamm]

I escape into hiding to recover from my loss.

 

[mythmonster2]

I go out and buy enough orange juice to flood all of the city we started in.

 

[Omega124]

I get all the generals to get all of their troops and rally to my position.