Seon said:
I buff my horde attacking civplayah with blessings
8: They gain no bonus.
choxorn said:
After briefly contemplating why TLO is still alive, I steal his scales of justice and hit him with a pathetically weak attack to remove his remaining 1 HP.
11: You scratch him as you steal his scales,
sending him down for the count.
Earthling said:
So instead we find and prevent Bugs Bunny from continuing his wrong turn out of Albuquerque to all go back to California and get some delicious In N Out Burgers.
20: Bugs pays for your burger, restoring you to full health.
The Devil calls you and informs you it's time to begin the game.
You will be immune to all player actions save world-wide effects until the game has finished. During this time you may only negotiate and move pieces; any other action will be discounted.
It's your move.
Omega124 said:
Who honestly cares if I buy it? I just sit down in one of their chairs and start reading it. (In RL, they let you do that).
20: You manage to train yourself in mechanical repair, gaining a +2 bonus to rolls for such actions.
Abaddon said:
Use magic staff to cast Magic Mirror on self.
2 (3): The spell misfires and attempts to cut you into quarters.
ROLL TO DODGE!
2 (3): You suffer 40 damage.
Anonymoose said:
I go back to Earth and make the mortals worship my great moosey goodness.
16: You are a Lord among Moose.
mythmonster2 said:
Order the cult to restrain Abaddon while I drink his blood.
1 (4): Although weakened, he still has enough strength to punch you in the face. You take 10 damage.
Zack said:
I blow up the prison using my mind powers, but I mysteriously survive.
6: You survive. So does the prison. And the guards.
ROLL TO DODGE!
2: This Taser connects. You take 20 damage and are temporarily paralysed.
TheLastOne36 said:
New Order: I swap Bodies, Roles, Items, Vehicles and Commendations with Choxorn. (As well as his current turn order)
and if I die, than revive me.
11: You swap (3/5) Items, and with your dying breath,
activate the Scales of Justice.
TheLastOne36 uses the Scales of Justice! The current health of all active players is averaged and redistributed evenly, past maximum health cap as necessary.
civplayah said:
Seon, you'll die. (That's my action. Not saying that he's going to die soon, but actually forcing him to perish. Does that make sense?
)
2: God is unimpressed by your arrogance, and halves your health.
kill fire said:
I slap TLO if he isn't killed this turn by anyone else. If he is, then I continue to rest.
19: You slap him silly for 30 damage.
The marines take another shot at tuxedohamm.
ROLL TO DODGE!
3: They deal 25 damage.
lol
