Seon
Not An Evil Liar
Argh you must be kidding me.
I use my magical skills to merge my spirit with an arch angel to become the Angelic Host!
I use my magical skills to merge my spirit with an arch angel to become the Angelic Host!
Roll to Dodge: Ludicrous Edition
- Thread starter Thorvald of Lym
- Start date
rhawn
Emperor
I shovel the earth back into the grave, burying kill fire alive.
kill fire
Enormous Midget
I summon lightning to strike the grave, igniting the gas, and possibly causing me to gain movement by some insane means.
bestrfcplayer
Steppin' up!
I run toward the police cars.
tuxedohamm
Disguised as crow.
I look for a ring of invisibility on the ground.
Omega124
Challenging Fate
I barge in and ask if they can heal me. In Latin.
Thorvald of Lym
A Little Sketchy
4: You briefly manage a spiritual connection, but bestrfcplayer's screams distract you and the process takes a chunk out of your life force (10 hp, to be exact).Seon said:
17: You slash his gut for immediate 13 damage. bestrfcplayer suffers a net loss of 10 hp per turn.choxorn said:
choxorn is feeling mighty skilled with the sword! (Next sword-related roll of 19 is bumped to 20)
8: You begin to fill him in, but so far it only covers up to his ears.rhawn said:
14: Despite being unconscious, you somehow facilitate a freak electrical strike that singes your eyebrows, but also blasts rhawn backwards for 8 damage. You are also brought slightly closer to consciousness (unconscious penalty reduced by 1).kill fire said:
16: You dash madly into the street and avoid hitting other cars long enough to run right into the lead cruiser. Miraculously, you do not harm yourself further. The driver gets out and asks, "'Ello 'ello 'ello, what's going on 'ere?"bestrfcplayer said:
18: You find a ring of invisibility.tuxedohamm said:
8 (7): You barge in and ask if they can heal you, but you slip up and ask in pig Latin. The receptionist gives you a funny look.Omega124 said:
9: You have no shovel of your own, so you start tossing the soil back in with your bare hands.civplayah said:
Seon
Not An Evil Liar
Failing a connection, I decide to take matter into my own hands and ascend into the Celestial Sphere, becoming an angel myself.
kill fire
Enormous Midget
I rise from my unconscious slumber, climbing out of the grave with a mad look in my eyes, and realize that I have truly been blessed by the mighty god Zeus.
tuxedohamm
Disguised as crow.
I put on my invisibility ring and become invisible to everyone except the approaching warrior angels.
rhawn
Emperor
I scrape the shovel across the ground, separating everything of kill fire's not covered by dirt from whatever lies beneath.
Omega124
Challenging Fate
I apologize that I wanted to try my Latin, and then ask the same question in English.
bestrfcplayer
Steppin' up!
I kill everybody (excluding me) with a huge nuke!
mythmonster2
BEC NOIR! RUN!
I join and steal one of the police cars.
Thorvald of Lym
A Little Sketchy
18: You transcend the mortal plane to become a soldier of God.Seon said:
17: It's your lucky day! You find a sturdy shovel for only $4.00!civplayah said:
7: You know it is vitally important that you return to consciousness soon, but you are unable to rouse yourself.kill fire said:
15: tuxedohamm seems to disappear from view.tuxedohamm said:
4: You lose your balance and fall in for 2 damage.rhawn said:
16 (15): They take you in and patch you up to full health.Omega124 said:
Omega124 is no longer disheartened!
18 (17): You run into a convoy truck parked conspicuously and slam your head repeatedly into the side, improbably arming a nuclear device that will detonate in 5 turns.bestrfcplayer said:
11: You swing inside, knock out the constables, and requisition a fully-operational police cruiser.mythmonster2 said:
9: You dodge traffic in hot pursuit, only to find that he armed it from the outside. WTH?choxorn said:
tuxedohamm's angels have arrived, and are awaiting orders.
Seon
Not An Evil Liar
I use my magicky angel powers to clad myself in angelic gear
