Roll to Dodge: Ludicrous Edition

[Double A]

It could be a flaming bench, a hobo could rob you, and your plane could crash.

But what does it mean "it will default?"

 

[Anonymoose]

The entire mooseherd fails to trample MM2.

 

[tuxedohamm]

OOC: Just use the "I fail to do the following...." model, since you're guaranteed to fail.

Action:

I take the 1429 rat tails and intimidate the Oracle into accepting this number instead of the higher amount.

 

[Seon]

I build a homing missile of Divine Punishment

 

[TheBladeRoden]

I use my Ashton Kutcher-like skills to woo the old cougar.

 

[civplayah]

I shield myself from Seon.

 

[Thorvald of Lym]

I use the Air Bud clause to get back in the game.

Overruled. Sit down.

And I use the Air Bud case to play as an inactive player.

_ERROR_COMMAND_NOT_RECOGNIZED

I run over to Viktor's house, while flipping off the car at the same time.

19: He opens the door and the pair of you slide right in. Viktor hands you a key to the Abbaye Notre-Dame du Lac.

Take a bite out of Anonymoose this time.

20 (20): You transfer 30 of his hitpoints to you.

Fine, I fly to Paris and sit on a bench. That can't possibly go wrong, can it?

19 (9): You fly to Paris and sit on the ground.

The entire mooseherd fails to trample MM2.

4 (2): They trample his mirror for 40 damage.

I take the 1429 rat tails and intimidate the Oracle into accepting this number instead of the higher amount.

Divine Intervention: 20
You are cast out of the oracle complex and told to come back once you've fulfilled your quota.
ROLL TO DODGE!
19: In your rage, you slay another 724 rats.

I build a homing missile of Divine Punishment

14: The missile is armed and ready.

I use my Ashton Kutcher-like skills to woo the old cougar.

4 (1): She's not buying it.
ROLL TO DODGE!
15 (12): You manage to avoid the anvil in her purse.

I shield myself from Seon.

17 (15): You manage to will a temporary barrier that will inhibit, or at least mitigate, damage done to you as the doctors heal another 25 hitpoints.

Quantum Butterfly makes another pass at Zack.
ROLL TO DODGE!
14 (12): He manages to evade the temporal flux.

 

[Double A]

What is his quota?

And so he can do it faster, I suggest he send orders in to kill more than required, that way he doesn't need a 20.

 

[Anonymoose]

I eat grass and heal up like a boss.

 

[choxorn]

I notice that the ground is mysteriously not a bench, and go climb up on a bench.

(Of course, NOW I roll a 19. )

 

[kill fire]

I teleport there with the mage.

 

[Double A]

Why can't I replace anyone?

 

[Thorvald of Lym]

Why can't I replace anyone?

Because Round One has gone on for far longer than it should, and I want to wrap it up sooner, rather than later.

Rest assured, you will have a reserve seat for Round Two.

 

[Seon]

I mass produce the missiles.

 

[Double A]

Because Round One has gone on for far longer than it should, and I want to wrap it up sooner, rather than later.

Rest assured, you will have a reserve seat for Round Two.

You should make it 1-15 is failure to speed it up

 

[kill fire]

How much longer is my cheese quest gunna go anyway?

 

[Double A]

How many tails do you need?

 

[TheBladeRoden]

I use her anvil to reforge my stripper pole into a stripper poleaxe

 

[civplayah]

I will grow back my brain.

 

[Thorvald of Lym]

I eat grass and heal up like a boss.

5 (3): You make yourself sick for 7 damage.

I notice that the ground is mysteriously not a bench, and go climb up on a bench.

13 (9): You climb up -and over- the bench.

I teleport there with the mage.

How much longer is my cheese quest gunna go anyway?

('Til you finish it. )
15: You stand at the front doors to what was once the monastery of the Trappist monks. With the key you unlock the door.

I mass produce the missiles.

3: A couple of warheads knock together.
ROLL TO DODGE!
18 (20): You successfully contain the blast without suffering any damage.

I use her anvil to reforge my stripper pole into a stripper poleaxe

18 (15): You forge a crude blade on the end. Now able to defend yourself, you are slightly less prone to public pressure (embarrassment penalty reduced by 1).

I will grow back my brain

13 (11): Your grey matter slowly begins to return, although it will take some time to completely restore. The doctors recover another 10 hitpoints.

Quantum Butterfly takes another metaphorical stab at Zack.
ROLL TO DODGE!
16 (14): Zack temporarily distracts him with a flashlight.