Roll to Dodge: Ludicrous Edition

So no one is going to help me get out of the cave and hop onto a pact? :(
 
I LAZOR Choxorn's med ship.
 
i have igor make a suit for me with medicine in it so when i get hurt and before i put it on i test it on woodland man
 
I use a giant mirror to reflect Seon's LAZOR.
 
I enrole at at respectable school for young sorcerers.
 
no, but i have super corn and Abaddon can have it if he goes to my school
 
landlubber said:
"Now, are ya gonna talk, bub?" I say as I lash out at him again.
15: "He made me do it!" he hollers, leaping out of the way.

CivGeneral said:
I escape the cave!
3: The rock is too heavy to budge. The strain increases oxygen consumption, decreasing hitpoints by 6.

mythmonster2 said:
Excellent. I attempt to find a pilot, not trusting my own flying skills.
14: You get in contact with an experienced pilot.

civplayah said:
Oh. I rush inside the house/schoolhouse with my animal friends and try and figure out a way to win.
7: The bullets rush through the wood and out the other side with 7 of your hitpoints.

Seon said:
I LAZOR Choxorn's med ship.
1 (5): choxorn's giant mirror reflects the beam right back at you for 18 damage.

!!!!! said:
i have igor make a suit for me with medicine in it so when i get hurt and before i put it on i test it on woodland man
1: It brings him back to life... and he's right pissed.
ROLL TO DODGE!
6: He punches you out of 12 hitpoints.

choxorn said:
I use a giant mirror to reflect Seon's LAZOR.
5 (6): The mirror does its job, but breaks afterward for 8 shrapnel damage.

Abaddon said:
I enrole at at respectable school for young sorcerers.
12: Welcome to Sorcery 101.

kill fire, Double A, merciary, TheBladeRoden, Anonymoose, and remake20 take 15 damage for inactivity.
 
God damn it! I roll again to escape the cave! I want to GET OUT GOD DAMN IT!!! I DON'T WANT TO SUFFOCATE AND DIE!!!! I PUNCH THE BIG BOLDER WITH ALL MY STRENGTH AND THE HELP OF MY OTHER NPCS AT THE OTHERSIDE TO MOVE THE GOD DAMNED BOLDER OUT!!!


Link to video.

(I KNEW I was going to have a bad roll :mad:. FOR ONCE GIVE ME A GOD DAMNED GOOD ROLL!!!!!!)

Also, I am calling for help!! To anyone, Please help me! I want to escape this cave, MYSELF AND MY GROUP ARE DYING!!!!!. I am willing to sign a pact with anyone who saves me! PLEASE HELP!!!!!!!!!!! Again, I will sign a pact with anyone who can help me. Double plus good if you are attacking Seon since I am going to have a vendetta against him for trapping me in this GOD DAMNED CAVE!!!!
 
I'll pact you! If you get the army off my tail...
Done and done, but first. I need to get out of this cave, MY GROUP ARE SUFFICATING and in need of medical attention! Though you have already used your roll :(. By any chance are the army part of Seon?
 
Action - I use my magic to levitate the rock out of the way.
 
I use my right as the original mod to make alliances impossible: you can team up for now but all of you will be forced to backstab one another at some point.
 
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