Roll to Dodge: Ludicrous Edition

[Abaddon]

My body adapts to the acid

 

[Seon]

I go to the AI core of the ship/

 

[Red_Spy]

I find a first aid kit.

 

[Double A]

I give Seon mental support for his thing.

 

[Terrance888]

Because they are nouns, and nouns can have verbs acted on them! So I rip off all my modifyers and throw them to the wind!

 

[mythmonster2]

Fix myself up.

 

[Thorvald of Lym]

My body adapts to the acid

6: If by "adapt" you mean "dissolve in".

I go to the AI core of the ship/

18 (16): You swipe the Captain's Passcard off Abaddon and infiltrate the mainframe.

I find a first aid kit.

13: You find a first aid kit.

I give Seon mental support for his thing.

12 (15): "It's the right thing to do."

Because they are nouns, and nouns can have verbs acted on them! So I rip off all my modifyers and throw them to the wind!

8: But in terms of physical consequence? Romanticism is a noun, but can you pick it up and hurl it through the nearest window?

Fix myself up.

15 (20): You stop the bleeding and recover your health.

 

[Red_Spy]

I use my first aid kit to somehow cure my radition.

 

[Abaddon]

I have Seon locked up and tortured until he reveals himself as an imposter

 

[Double A]

Something exciting happens.

 

[Seon]

All internal defense systems online. Target: Abaddon.

 

[mythmonster2]

Search for Red_Spy until I see a ! appear above his head and action music starts playing.

 

[Terrance888]

I use my advanced learnings to heal my foot.

 

[Thorvald of Lym]

I use my first aid kit to somehow cure my radition.

16: You scrub out the contamination and restore 50 hitpoints.

I have Seon locked up and tortured until he reveals himself as an imposter

12: The guards storm the mainframe and send him to the brig.

Something exciting happens.

5 (8): A new star just formed, but meh.

All internal defense systems online. Target: Abaddon.

11 (9): They grab you just before you can input the command code.

Search for Red_Spy until I see a ! appear above his head and action music starts playing.

12 (10): "Marco!"

I use my advanced learnings to heal my foot.

13: You reduce the penalty by 1 point.

mythmonster2's bodyguard has arrived in the cargo bay.

 

[Red_Spy]

I attack myth with my knife.

 

[Double A]

I input the Konami Code into my ship's computer.

 

[Seon]

I input the code as I am getting dragged away.

 

[Seon]

Belay that. I use Bavarian Firedrill in order to get the guards to free me and attack Abaddon.

 

[mythmonster2]

Order my bodyguard to me and conveniently duck under Red_Spy's attack by looking under the crates.

 

[Abaddon]

I go to the Medical Ward and obtain some healing nanobots.